: *shakes his head,snickering* Really...the ROOF of all places!
LITTLE ANGEL: *laughs*
*Little do the bohemians know that Richard Gomez is stalking them from afar....* ;)
Roger gasps in horror. "Eww, no! That's not cool! I don't wanna be spanked by your mom, and I'm not acting like a five year old! That's just gross. I wouldn't even want Mrs. Cohen on me. So cut it out. Although... actually, I wouldn't mind being spanked by Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's mom..."
"That's good to know," Green smiles. "'Cause otherwise, I wouldn't let you watch any of her films again. Now let's get outta here." He grips Mark's hands tighter and starts tapping his heels together again. "There's no place like home!" And magically, they land back in the loft. Well, the bathroom where Lil Collins and Little Angel and Nina are, but close enough....
Frank grabs Marilyn by the shoulder roughly. "Oh no you don't! First, you're going to SUFFER, and then, you're going to DIE, mister." He then pulls a boombox out of nowhere, and sticks in Paris Hilton's CD. "Here, love, take these," he says, handing Hedwig some ear plugs. "It hasn't started yet, and I feel my ears bleeding already."
Cha-Cha grabs Collins's arm and starts do-si-do-ing with him. "On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... ten thousand dollars, nine drag queens dancing, eight Miss Flawless crowds, seven 'Merry Christmas bitches', six queens a bitchin', FIIIVE ONION RIIIINGS! Four new movies, three Cap'n Crunch boxes,two rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!"
"No, you don't normally, but it's sure not like you're ashamed of anything." KT points out. "If you had to go parade around naked, I don't doubt that you would."
((Richard Gomez, YAY! I mean... nay. Bad man... bad man...))
COLLINS: *is having fun do-si-do-ing with Cha Cha* On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 11 cowbells ringing,10 thousand dollars, 9 drag queens dancing, 8 Miss Flawless crowds, 7 'Merry Christmas bitches', 6 queens a bitchin', FIIIVE ONION RIIIINGS!!!!!! 4 new movies, 3 Cap'n Crunch boxes,2 rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!
LITTLE ANGEL: *waves to Green and Mark* Hi!
RICHARD: *has made it into the kitchen and is eyeing at the turkey as if it were his prey. Is speaking quietly to himself* Now,what shall I cut first? Leg or breast?
Happy to be back home, Mark begings kissing Detective Green with extreme passion, completely ignoring the fact that there were children in the room.
Hedwig puts in the earplugs, bracing herself for the Paris Hilton CD.
Little Collins, deciding it would be fun to mimic Mark, tries to kiss little Angel
LITTLE ANGEL: *doesn't know what to do since he's never been kissed before. He kisses Little Collins back,forgetting about the cootie factor for a second.*
ooc: where the bleeding hell IS everybody?!?!
((OOC: No freakin' clue...))
((I think we're all just busy with finals. That's what I was doing this whole week))
Cha-Cha changes directions and starts do-si-doing the other way. "On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 12 choirs singing, 11 cowbells ringing,10 thousand dollars, 9 drag queens dancing, 8 Miss Flawless crowns, 7 'Merry Christmas bitches', 6 queens a bitchin', FIIIVE ONION RIIIINGS!!!!!! 4 new movies, 3 Cap'n Crunch boxes,2 rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!" She twirls around and cries, "WHEEEE!" before pouting. "Aww. Now it's all over!"
Green is completely oblivious to the fact that he is making out with Mark in a bathroom containing young impressionable children, and continues to kiss Mark while his hands roam all over.
Frank sticks in his own earplugs, bites his tongue, and then pushes 'play'. The screeching sound of Paris Hilton "singing" fills the Wal-Mart parking lot, causing many stupid teenyboppers to exclaim, "OMIGOD I LOVE THIS SONG!" Frank sees their excitement and lipreads that they are singing along, and looks furious. "Why do you ignorant imbeciles LISTEN to this GARBAGE?"
Roger turns around and stares at Richard Gomez eyeing the turkey. "Hey, where'd you come from? Nevermind that..." He quickly runs over toward the turkey and shoves Richard. "Get away from my turkey!"
((Finals are evil....))
: *decides to go free lobsters from the nearest Red Lobster. Disappears.*
COLLINS: Haha! That was fun!
ANGEL: *comes back into the loft* That was wonderful,you two! *hugs them both*
RICHARD: *narrows his eyes into dangerous,glittering slits. He lunges at Roger and yanks his head back by his precious rocker hair and poises the knife at his throat. He gives a wolfish grin and hisses in a low,soft voice:* Well, I guess I'll just have to carve you up instead...shit! *hears someone coming and backs off*
ANGEL: *comes into the kitchen and gasps* COUSIN MIGUEL!!!
ANGEL: *rushes up to him and wraps her arms around him in a huge hug*
ANGEL: What was that? *pulls back to look at him*
RICHARD: Oh nothing...*forces a smile*
ooc: I have finals after christmas X(
Little Collins stands, watching Mark and Detective Green for a bit before going and doing the same thing to Little Angel.
Hedwig clings to Frank's arm, looking absolutely terrified. "I can still hear it!" she whispers.
((OOC: I'm so sorry! *hands you a cookie))
LITTLE ANGEL: *does the same to Little Collins* It's fun being grown up!
((Ugh. *hands brownie* That would ruin my holiday break. Also, I'm going to Paris today, and I won't be back until next Wednesday, the 3rd. So I'll see you guys then!))
Roger's eyes widen, hunching back against the corner, still frightened of Richard. "WTF, man?" Roger cries as Angel goes and hugs Richard, and actually speaking out net-chat because Roger is weird like that. "Angel, don't tell me that turkey-stealing psychomaniac freak is your cousin!"
Frank strokes Hedwig's arm. "I'm sorry, darling... I don't know how to get the bloody thing to stop! Although... maybe we could just leave him here to rot with Paris Hilton and we could escape. I can tie him up with my bondage rope!" Frank pulls said rope out and ties Marilyn to a handicap parking sign. "I feel like we should just find the knife and get it over with."
Green's eyes open a little from sudden surprise at how amazing Mark is, and catches Lil' Angel and Lil' Collins. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, kids," he says, breaking his lips away from Mark but still holding onto him in various places. "You gotta stop doing that. You're too young. Damn. I didn't know we landed in the bathroom..."
((Angel THINKS he's her cousin! *laughs evily* :) ))
LITTLE ANGEL: Awww...they always say that...
ANGEL: Tsk,tsk...that wasn't very nice,honey. This is Miguel. Miguel,this is Roger.
RICHARD: We've already met. *evil glint in his eye*
NINA: *returns from the In-Bed Thread*
WILSON: Hey, hey, you guys, ENOUGH! *hauls Li'l Angel and Li'l Collins out of the room*
NINA: *spots Gomez* Oh my god . . . it's . . . you're . . . *looks ready to faint* Where are your CLOTHES? *decides she doesn't care, because WilsonWithABeard! is sexy, so she runs up and gives Gomez a big smooch*
MARKIE: So much for monogamy, huh?
(( OOC: LOL! Richard has clothes on,you know!))
LITTLE ANGEL: Where are we going?
RICHARD: What the fu-*is cut off by Nina*
ANGEL: Awww! How cute!
((Not anymore, he doesn't. Just a towel ^_~))
MARKIE: Awww . . .
WILSON: *raises eyebrow* I wanna know what the hell is in her drinking water.
Boho Girl: Hell yeah!
COLLINS: *comes up to Angel* Hey,Ang...you wanna...*wink,wink*
ANGEL: *gets it. Looks back at Nina and Richard* Behave,you two! *giggles and runs off with Collins to go have Christmas and New Years sex combined*
Roger pouts. "Whatever happened to me being the sexy one? There used to be tons of fangirls and everyone used to call me 'Hot Roger'! But well... as long as Noo Noo and Creepy guy are busy getting it on, I'm going to the conveniently suddenly appearing gym room to work out!" Which he does, and steps into another room.
"Well... I guess we got the whole room to ourself now," Green says with a chuckle. "And look at that... the bathwater is still warm and full of bubbles." He raises an eyebrow in question at Mark.
KT giggles and comes up behind Wilson to hug him from behind. "I dunno... I bet she thinks it's actually you since the episode was on recently. I sort of miss when you looked like that. Aside from the part where it made you seem a little too fierce in bed."
Cha-Cha throws some glitter and blows on a noisemaker. "Oh my God! It's an ano nuevo! (new year). Wow, we really seem to go past the holidays really fast here, don't we? Oh well!"
MAUREEN: *a bag of chips appears out of nowhere* Chips, anyone?!
HEATHER: Yes,please! *munches*
DAPHNE: LET'S GET PISS-ASS DRUNK!!
"I got a better idea!" declares April. "Or, well, just as good as an idea that we should add on to make this is the best new year ever! Let's get piss-ass drunk and PISS-ASS HIGH!!!"
Cha-Cha purses her lips. "Oh, come on now, honey. Is that really the way you want to start your new year?"
April stares at her. "Um. Duh." She ignores Cha-Cha and starts pulling some drugs out of her clothes.
Cha-Cha shrugs and skips over to the cabinet where she starts taking out some decorations.
MIMI: *eyes bulge out of her head* DRUGS!!! COME TO MOMMA!!! *hops over to April*
EVAN: My girlfriend is making out with a strange guy who looks just like me...only with facial hair...I really need a drink. *picks up a bottle of straight up liquor and takes swig*
ooc: Sorry bitches... I've been on vacation, but I'm back now !!
"Are you thinking what I think your thinking?" Mark asks, grabbing hold of Det. Green's hand and pulling him over to the bathtub. "Because if you are then yes, I most definately want to!!"
*Molly drops into the middle of the kitchen*
MOLLY: What the...? Where am I? KT? Wilson? This isn't LA!