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[Dec. 8th, 2006|06:53 pm]
The IMDb Demented RENT RPG
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"HEEEEEYYYY!!!!" Little Collins whines, stomping his feet up and down. "You can't just LEAVE me here!!!!"
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-14 02:37 pm (UTC)
*Little do the bohemians know that Richard Gomez is stalking them from afar....* ;)
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[User Picture]From: prof_remuslupin
2006-12-15 05:02 am (UTC)
Roger gasps in horror. "Eww, no! That's not cool! I don't wanna be spanked by your mom, and I'm not acting like a five year old! That's just gross. I wouldn't even want Mrs. Cohen on me. So cut it out. Although... actually, I wouldn't mind being spanked by Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's mom..."

"That's good to know," Green smiles. "'Cause otherwise, I wouldn't let you watch any of her films again. Now let's get outta here." He grips Mark's hands tighter and starts tapping his heels together again. "There's no place like home!" And magically, they land back in the loft. Well, the bathroom where Lil Collins and Little Angel and Nina are, but close enough....

Frank grabs Marilyn by the shoulder roughly. "Oh no you don't! First, you're going to SUFFER, and then, you're going to DIE, mister." He then pulls a boombox out of nowhere, and sticks in Paris Hilton's CD. "Here, love, take these," he says, handing Hedwig some ear plugs. "It hasn't started yet, and I feel my ears bleeding already."

Cha-Cha grabs Collins's arm and starts do-si-do-ing with him. "On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... ten thousand dollars, nine drag queens dancing, eight Miss Flawless crowds, seven 'Merry Christmas bitches', six queens a bitchin', FIIIVE ONION RIIIINGS! Four new movies, three Cap'n Crunch boxes,two rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!"

"No, you don't normally, but it's sure not like you're ashamed of anything." KT points out. "If you had to go parade around naked, I don't doubt that you would."

((Richard Gomez, YAY! I mean... nay. Bad man... bad man...))
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-15 02:23 pm (UTC)
COLLINS: *is having fun do-si-do-ing with Cha Cha* On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 11 cowbells ringing,10 thousand dollars, 9 drag queens dancing, 8 Miss Flawless crowds, 7 'Merry Christmas bitches', 6 queens a bitchin', FIIIVE ONION RIIIINGS!!!!!! 4 new movies, 3 Cap'n Crunch boxes,2 rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!

***BATHROOM***

LITTLE ANGEL: *waves to Green and Mark* Hi!


***KITCHEN***

RICHARD: *has made it into the kitchen and is eyeing at the turkey as if it were his prey. Is speaking quietly to himself* Now,what shall I cut first? Leg or breast?


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From: cornwhore
2006-12-16 12:37 am (UTC)
Happy to be back home, Mark begings kissing Detective Green with extreme passion, completely ignoring the fact that there were children in the room.

Hedwig puts in the earplugs, bracing herself for the Paris Hilton CD.


Little Collins, deciding it would be fun to mimic Mark, tries to kiss little Angel
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-16 02:29 am (UTC)
LITTLE ANGEL: *doesn't know what to do since he's never been kissed before. He kisses Little Collins back,forgetting about the cootie factor for a second.*
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From: cornwhore
2006-12-21 12:07 am (UTC)
ooc: where the bleeding hell IS everybody?!?!
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-21 04:23 am (UTC)
((OOC: No freakin' clue...))
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[User Picture]From: prof_remuslupin
2006-12-23 06:51 am (UTC)
((I think we're all just busy with finals. That's what I was doing this whole week))

Cha-Cha changes directions and starts do-si-doing the other way. "On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 12 choirs singing, 11 cowbells ringing,10 thousand dollars, 9 drag queens dancing, 8 Miss Flawless crowns, 7 'Merry Christmas bitches', 6 queens a bitchin', FIIIVE ONION RIIIINGS!!!!!! 4 new movies, 3 Cap'n Crunch boxes,2 rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!" She twirls around and cries, "WHEEEE!" before pouting. "Aww. Now it's all over!"

Green is completely oblivious to the fact that he is making out with Mark in a bathroom containing young impressionable children, and continues to kiss Mark while his hands roam all over.

Frank sticks in his own earplugs, bites his tongue, and then pushes 'play'. The screeching sound of Paris Hilton "singing" fills the Wal-Mart parking lot, causing many stupid teenyboppers to exclaim, "OMIGOD I LOVE THIS SONG!" Frank sees their excitement and lipreads that they are singing along, and looks furious. "Why do you ignorant imbeciles LISTEN to this GARBAGE?"

Roger turns around and stares at Richard Gomez eyeing the turkey. "Hey, where'd you come from? Nevermind that..." He quickly runs over toward the turkey and shoves Richard. "Get away from my turkey!"
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-23 11:20 pm (UTC)
((Finals are evil....))

COLLINS#2: *decides to go free lobsters from the nearest Red Lobster. Disappears.*

COLLINS: Haha! That was fun!

ANGEL: *comes back into the loft* That was wonderful,you two! *hugs them both*

***THE KITCHEN***

RICHARD: *narrows his eyes into dangerous,glittering slits. He lunges at Roger and yanks his head back by his precious rocker hair and poises the knife at his throat. He gives a wolfish grin and hisses in a low,soft voice:* Well, I guess I'll just have to carve you up instead...shit! *hears someone coming and backs off*

ANGEL: *comes into the kitchen and gasps* COUSIN MIGUEL!!!

RICHARD: ......uh.....

ANGEL: *rushes up to him and wraps her arms around him in a huge hug*

RICHARD: *grumbles*

ANGEL: What was that? *pulls back to look at him*

RICHARD: Oh nothing...*forces a smile*
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From: cornwhore
2006-12-24 08:53 pm (UTC)
ooc: I have finals after christmas X(

Little Collins stands, watching Mark and Detective Green for a bit before going and doing the same thing to Little Angel.

Hedwig clings to Frank's arm, looking absolutely terrified. "I can still hear it!" she whispers.

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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-24 11:47 pm (UTC)
((OOC: I'm so sorry! *hands you a cookie))

LITTLE ANGEL: *does the same to Little Collins* It's fun being grown up!
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[User Picture]From: prof_remuslupin
2006-12-26 06:59 am (UTC)
((Ugh. *hands brownie* That would ruin my holiday break. Also, I'm going to Paris today, and I won't be back until next Wednesday, the 3rd. So I'll see you guys then!))

Roger's eyes widen, hunching back against the corner, still frightened of Richard. "WTF, man?" Roger cries as Angel goes and hugs Richard, and actually speaking out net-chat because Roger is weird like that. "Angel, don't tell me that turkey-stealing psychomaniac freak is your cousin!"

Frank strokes Hedwig's arm. "I'm sorry, darling... I don't know how to get the bloody thing to stop! Although... maybe we could just leave him here to rot with Paris Hilton and we could escape. I can tie him up with my bondage rope!" Frank pulls said rope out and ties Marilyn to a handicap parking sign. "I feel like we should just find the knife and get it over with."

Green's eyes open a little from sudden surprise at how amazing Mark is, and catches Lil' Angel and Lil' Collins. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, kids," he says, breaking his lips away from Mark but still holding onto him in various places. "You gotta stop doing that. You're too young. Damn. I didn't know we landed in the bathroom..."
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-26 04:58 pm (UTC)
((Angel THINKS he's her cousin! *laughs evily* :) ))


***BATHROOM***

LITTLE ANGEL: Awww...they always say that...


***KITCHEN***

ANGEL: Tsk,tsk...that wasn't very nice,honey. This is Miguel. Miguel,this is Roger.

RICHARD: We've already met. *evil glint in his eye*
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-28 06:36 pm (UTC)
NINA: *returns from the In-Bed Thread*

WILSON: Hey, hey, you guys, ENOUGH! *hauls Li'l Angel and Li'l Collins out of the room*

NINA: *spots Gomez* Oh my god . . . it's . . . you're . . . *looks ready to faint* Where are your CLOTHES? *decides she doesn't care, because WilsonWithABeard! is sexy, so she runs up and gives Gomez a big smooch*

MARKIE: So much for monogamy, huh?
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-28 10:33 pm (UTC)
(( OOC: LOL! Richard has clothes on,you know!))

LITTLE ANGEL: Where are we going?

RICHARD: What the fu-*is cut off by Nina*

ANGEL: Awww! How cute!

EVAN: *gapes*
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