Roger pouts. "Whatever happened to me being the sexy one? There used to be tons of fangirls and everyone used to call me 'Hot Roger'! But well... as long as Noo Noo and Creepy guy are busy getting it on, I'm going to the conveniently suddenly appearing gym room to work out!" Which he does, and steps into another room.
"Well... I guess we got the whole room to ourself now," Green says with a chuckle. "And look at that... the bathwater is still warm and full of bubbles." He raises an eyebrow in question at Mark.
KT giggles and comes up behind Wilson to hug him from behind. "I dunno... I bet she thinks it's actually you since the episode was on recently. I sort of miss when you looked like that. Aside from the part where it made you seem a little too fierce in bed."
Cha-Cha throws some glitter and blows on a noisemaker. "Oh my God! It's an ano nuevo! (new year). Wow, we really seem to go past the holidays really fast here, don't we? Oh well!"
MAUREEN: *a bag of chips appears out of nowhere* Chips, anyone?!
HEATHER: Yes,please! *munches*
DAPHNE: LET'S GET PISS-ASS DRUNK!!
"I got a better idea!" declares April. "Or, well, just as good as an idea that we should add on to make this is the best new year ever! Let's get piss-ass drunk and PISS-ASS HIGH!!!"
Cha-Cha purses her lips. "Oh, come on now, honey. Is that really the way you want to start your new year?"
April stares at her. "Um. Duh." She ignores Cha-Cha and starts pulling some drugs out of her clothes.
Cha-Cha shrugs and skips over to the cabinet where she starts taking out some decorations.
MIMI: *eyes bulge out of her head* DRUGS!!! COME TO MOMMA!!! *hops over to April*
EVAN: My girlfriend is making out with a strange guy who looks just like me...only with facial hair...I really need a drink. *picks up a bottle of straight up liquor and takes swig*
"Wheee!" April pulls out some little packets and hands them over to Mimi. "This is gonna be fun... HEY. Where's Collins?! I know he has a secret stash of drugs that he wouldn't let me near after a certain point!"
Cha-Cha goes over to Evan and pats his shoulder, and throws a lei around his neck. "Aww. I'm sorry, hon. Maybe you could get her back if you got some facial hair. But on the bright side... at least now you've been "laid"." She keeps a straight face for a few seconds and then bursts out laughing.
Roger runs back into the room, shirtless, a towel around his neck, and weights in his hands, because he thought weight lifting might make him sexier. "I smell alcohol, you guys! I want in!"
MIMI: Collins and Angel-chica are bringing in the New Year...and Christmas for that matter. *shakes head* I swear those two are like rabbits...on crack. *takes a packet* EEEEE!
EVAN: *looks at Cha Cha blankly* ....heh...*takes another swig*
NINA: EVAN! Put that down! *proceeds to glomp Evan* Hello, sexy.
WILSON: *eyebrows go even higher as he hugs KT* Seriously, what's she been DRINKING?
NINA: Pennsylvania eggnog, healthily laced with straight bourbon, whiskey, and . . . and . . . and something else. Might've been vodka . . . ((yeah, I really was, last night . . . I'm a bad girl))
NINA: But . . . but . . . if you're drinking, you're not kissing me! *pouts*
MARKIE: Where's my kiss for luck?
ANGEL: *coyly* Come'n'get it . .
MARKIE: *proceeds to make out with Angel*
((Yeah, it's pretty strong stuff. I got a buzz on two shots in an hour and a half . . . ))
EVAN: *rolls eyes* Fine...*tries to give Nina a kiss but misses her mouth and gets her ear instead*
RICHARD: Mind if I wet my whistle? *takes the bottle from Evan and chugs*
RICHARD: Chill out...here. *gives it back*
NINA: *eyes gleam wickedly* Hmm . . . *grabs Evan, Richard, and the bottle, and makes a beeline for the open bedroom*
EVAN: ...Wherewegoin'? *stumbles*
RICHARD: *arches eyebrow*
ooc: Sorry bitches... I've been on vacation, but I'm back now !!
"Are you thinking what I think your thinking?" Mark asks, grabbing hold of Det. Green's hand and pulling him over to the bathtub. "Because if you are then yes, I most definately want to!!"
*Molly drops into the middle of the kitchen*
MOLLY: What the...? Where am I? KT? Wilson? This isn't LA!
BOHO GIRL: *to Molly* You're in New York City!
HEATHER: Center of the universe...
MIMI: Times are shitty but-
JESSE: *finally comes back inside* I'm pretty sure they can't get worse! Hi,guys! Miss me??
((Yay! You're here! :) ))
KT watches Nina leave. "Hey. Did it ever occur to anyone that Nina's made some sort of sexual activity to just about everyone in the room? Whatever she's been drinking, she's definitely been getting around." She then spots Molly and runs over to hug her. "Hey Molly! Yeah... I'm actually not really sure what's going on here, but it's been fun. Nice of you to drop in."
Roger gets up and runs over to Jesse. "Oh, I missed you! I've been having another terrible life crisis about thinking I've become unsexy and that no one loves me, and everyone knows that since you're Jesse, you're just totally smart and can do anything, so maybe you can help me figure out what the hell my problem is!"
Green grins as he's pulled over. "I think that I am thinking exactly what you think I'm thinking... let's not waste anymore time repeating words like that now..." Then he begins taking off his suit and waiting for Mark to join him in the bathtub.
MAUREEN: And she thinks I'M sex crazed...
JESSE: Awww! Thanks,man! Well...I missed alot...but I'd have to say that you just may be blowing things a little out of proportion. I mean, for what it's worth, I think you're pretty cool.
Roger grins widely. "Seriously?! You think I'm cool! Hey everyone, Jesse L. Martin thinks I'm cool!!!" He then coughs and calms himself down a bit. "Yeah. But I mean... you're so cool that you've got tons of ladies just dying to get together with you, and yet, you're just single. Why do that?"
JESSE: *grins* I suppose I just haven't found the right person. Plus, I'm so busy with my work.
"Really?" Roger looks at him critically. "Your work isn't supposed to interfere with your social life! Unless maybe you live for your work. Or you hide in your work. Or... whoa, Jesse, is your true love your work? Are you telling me you're in love with your work?" He considers this. "Well... maybe if I go be in love with my work, I'll have everyone loving me again!"
JESSE: Well,now that you mention it...I do love my work.
"Yeah... but do you love it in the way that you'd practically marry it? Like Mark? I mean, besides the fact that I always had a girlfriend, Mark being too busy with his work was a major block in our relationship. Or at least, it was, since now he seems to have no problem getting along with that loser Detective Green who looks just like you!" Roger smacks Jesse on the arm and then slumps down and cries.
JESSE: *crouches down and puts an arm around his shoulder* Oh come on,now. No need to bash Ed...he's a pretty cool dude once you get to know him. I guess I'm just a free spirit...but I'll have no problem settling down when the right person asks me to do so. Roger, you've got so many devoted fangirls it's insane. Once the right person comes for you you'll feel it. Y'see?
MOLLY: *hugs KT back* New York? Wow! *sees Wilson and notices Lil' Collins and Lil' Angel* CHILDREN! I LOVE CHILDREN! *runs over and picks up Lil' Angel and Collins and hugs them in a death grip*
NINA: *giggles* We're going to paradise, sweetheart.
WILSON: *raises eyebrow* Didn't she start out in this RPG as a virgin?
RODNEY: *serenely* And now she's a nymphomaniac. Doesn't that make sense to you?
WILSON: . . .