JESSE: Well,now that you mention it...I do love my work.
"Yeah... but do you love it in the way that you'd practically marry it? Like Mark? I mean, besides the fact that I always had a girlfriend, Mark being too busy with his work was a major block in our relationship. Or at least, it was, since now he seems to have no problem getting along with that loser Detective Green who looks just like you!" Roger smacks Jesse on the arm and then slumps down and cries.
JESSE: *crouches down and puts an arm around his shoulder* Oh come on,now. No need to bash Ed...he's a pretty cool dude once you get to know him. I guess I'm just a free spirit...but I'll have no problem settling down when the right person asks me to do so. Roger, you've got so many devoted fangirls it's insane. Once the right person comes for you you'll feel it. Y'see?
MOLLY: *hugs KT back* New York? Wow! *sees Wilson and notices Lil' Collins and Lil' Angel* CHILDREN! I LOVE CHILDREN! *runs over and picks up Lil' Angel and Collins and hugs them in a death grip*
NINA: *giggles* We're going to paradise, sweetheart.
WILSON: *raises eyebrow* Didn't she start out in this RPG as a virgin?
RODNEY: *serenely* And now she's a nymphomaniac. Doesn't that make sense to you?
WILSON: . . .
LITTLE ANGEL: *loves being hugged,hugs Molly back with all his little might and giggles* Hello! You're pretty! What's your name?
MOLLY: Thank you! I'm Molly! You're so adorable! *gasps* OH MY GOD! You look just like Wilson does in the pictures I've seen of him as a kid! Are you related to him? You have to be! *glares at KT* DID YOU AND WILSON HAVE A KID TOGETHER THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?!
LITTLE ANGEL: I do? *looks at Wilson and giggles again* He's not my Daddy! Sometimes I feel like he is but he's not. I haven't been home in a long time. I just remember going to sleep and then I'm here! Pretty neat,huh? *smiles*
MOLLY: Yeah that is pretty neat. *notices the Evan clone over in the corner doing the wash and puts Little Angel and Collins down* Oh my...*walks over to Evan* Hey sexy...
(((I just noticed, but what the hell happened to Johnny Depp and his clone?)))
((Maybe April scared them away, lol. In the early version of this rpg on IMDB, April was an insane Johnny Depp fangirl))
"Yeah, but Nina likes to be kind of like Mimi. And in Forbidden Broadway, they called her a crackhead, nymphomaniac prostitute. Maybe she's turning into the Forbidden Broadway version of Mimi." KT blushes at Molly's comment. "Oh my God! No, Molly. That's just Angel, but really young. Because apparently all the Rent characters are real people." She then notices her sister checking out Evan. "Well, if you're gonna think Wilson's brave, strong, and pretty, I'm just glad you're letting me keep the real thing."
Roger sighs in a very emo way. "I don't know. I just don't see it. Except the way that you say it sounds so smart and wise, and makes me feel like I should trust you. You know, I think you would have made a better God in 'Bruce Almighty' than Morgan Freeman did."
((Chloe you have me in hysterics)))
MOLLY: *is not paying much attention to KT, but still hears a little of what she said* Oh well that's good, because if you had a kid and didn't tell me, I'd have to kill you. You can keep Wilson. I don't want him. Sorry Wil, but you just aren't sexy enough for me. Not like him...*in sultry voice to Evan* Hi there sexy. I'm Molly. Who are you?
JESSE: Thanks,man! You know...I auditioned for that role....*far off look in his eyes*
BOHO GIRL: Of course we're real people! It doesn't get any realer than Angel and Collins behaving like rabbits on crack!
MIMI: A CRACKHEAD,NYMPHOMANIAC PROSTITUTE???!?!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!???
DAPHNE: *pats Mimi on the back*
ROSARIO: Oh! Hey Molly! I wouldn't try that if I were you. He's a little...traumatized. Have you seen that Law and Order SVU episiode??
HEATHER: *is drooling over Rosario's hotness*
JESSE: SVU ain't got nothin' on the original...sorry,Wil.
MOLLY: Never seen that episode. Besides, if he's traumatized, I'm sure there's something I can do to help him.
EVAN: Eep! *hides from Molly*
WILSON: Uh, Molls . . . that's the sexually repressed and traumatized Evan . . . the nympho Evan is . . . uhm . . . well . . . *points to where nympho Evan is happily being smothered in Nina-love* Yeah. There.
Hedwig clutches Frank's arm and begins sobbing loudly, because quite frankly, Paris Hilton's music is just that bad.
Mark removes all of his clothes in record time and hops into the bath tub. "BUBBLES!!!"
MOLLY: No! Evan come back here! I looooooooove you! *looks over at the real Evan* Pshaw! I don't want him! I want him! *wails and points at the other Evan* I can make him...not sexually repressed! *calms down* What if I take it slow with him? *walks calmly over to Evan and sticks out her hand* Hello there. I'm Molly.I promise that I will not molest you and/or traumatize you.
EVAN: I like paradise!
"Well, they're kind of right about that," April says to Mimi, sniffing at her little plastic bags.
KT laughs at Molly. "Oh, very nice. Is that the way you introduced yourself to the strange boys in highschool?"
"You know, I could get fired for all this by now, and I don't even care," Green says, smiling over at Mark. "Ooh, hey look! Those kids got a rubber duckie in here!"
"Who produced this horrible music?" Frank demands. "Next time I go on a killing spree, I'm making sure they die too along with all the Paris Hilton CDs in existance!" With his free arm, he rubs Hedwig's back. "Come on, love. We need to get the hell out of here before our eardrums spout an ocean of blood. Let's go out to eat!"
Roger gasps. "Really? And those casting jerks didn't give it to you? How dare they! Well... that's okay. You need something different. You need like a supreme ruler of the universe movie. Or maybe you could write a book to help us emo kids stop being so emo."
MIMI: (famous line) THEY'RE FULL OF SHIT!! I'm a dancer,not a whore! I'm nobody's whore! Why can't people get that through thier thick skulls??!
JESSE: "Yo! Cheer up,you Emo" by Jesse L Martin. Hmmmm. Well, at least it kinda rhymes...
EVAN: *cowers and stares at Molly with eyes the size of saucers* H-h-hi.
NINA: *to Evan and Richard* Boys, let's get some wine.
ANTHONY: I'd rather have a good beer.
WILSON: KT is my anti-drug.
WILSON: Isn't alcohol considered a drug?
LI'L MARK: That's what my teacher says. She says it's really, really bad and you shouldn't never touch it and if somebody gives it to you you should say no thanks.
MARKIE: *tries to hide a smile*
MOLLY: *glad to have gotten some type of response out of Evan smiles* Hi. Do you want to talk? I'd really like to to get to know you.
"Yay!!" Hedwig shreiks, hugging Frank, because if there was thing that she loved (aside from Frank of course) it was food.
Mark picks up the rubber duck and squeaks it. He then smiles and starts singing the 'rubber duck song'
"Rubber Ducky you're the one... you make bathtime LOTS OF FUN...and so Does Detective Ed. Green...so get yo' ass in here!!"
Little Collins meanwhile has taken to running around the loft with a chainsaw, sawing through everything that got in his way.
And the corpse of Adam Pascal, who apparantely is no longer on the roof with Jesse, is currently picking flowers in a field infested with locusts and other annoying bugs that make a lot of noise.
EVAN: WINE AND BEER! *hiccup*
RICHARD: No. Just wine.
LITTLE ANGEL: *looks at Little Collins and gasps* You should never run with sissors or a chainsaw...you could really get hurt or hurt somebody else...and then I'd be sad!
EVAN: *face darkens* You're one of them, aren't you?