MOLLY: No! Evan come back here! I looooooooove you! *looks over at the real Evan* Pshaw! I don't want him! I want him! *wails and points at the other Evan* I can make him...not sexually repressed! *calms down* What if I take it slow with him? *walks calmly over to Evan and sticks out her hand* Hello there. I'm Molly.I promise that I will not molest you and/or traumatize you.
"Well, they're kind of right about that," April says to Mimi, sniffing at her little plastic bags.
KT laughs at Molly. "Oh, very nice. Is that the way you introduced yourself to the strange boys in highschool?"
"You know, I could get fired for all this by now, and I don't even care," Green says, smiling over at Mark. "Ooh, hey look! Those kids got a rubber duckie in here!"
"Who produced this horrible music?" Frank demands. "Next time I go on a killing spree, I'm making sure they die too along with all the Paris Hilton CDs in existance!" With his free arm, he rubs Hedwig's back. "Come on, love. We need to get the hell out of here before our eardrums spout an ocean of blood. Let's go out to eat!"
Roger gasps. "Really? And those casting jerks didn't give it to you? How dare they! Well... that's okay. You need something different. You need like a supreme ruler of the universe movie. Or maybe you could write a book to help us emo kids stop being so emo."
EVAN: Those - those PEOPLE! *mimics* Why did you do it, Evan? Tell us why you did it! What do you see when you look at this picture, Evan? Are you having any deviant thoughts today, Evan? *starts to cry* I WASN'T TRYING TO DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!
NINA: *hears Evan's distress-cry and scoots back into the living room, where she offers him a bottle of water* Evan, calm down, sweetheart. You're with friends. *spots Molly* Oh, hello. Are you a KT clone?
MOLLY: *to Nina* No, I'm KT's sister, Molly. *back to Evan* No I'm not! I don't even know what you're talking about! I've never even seen that episode of Law & Order SVU! *starts crying* I just thought you looked like a nice guy, and it's so hard to find one of those anymore. I just wanted to talk and get to know you! What is so wrong with that? *sobs* Whatever you might have done, I don't care about it. It's in the past now. I just want to get to know you because you seem like the type of guy I would be interested in! I tried to be nice and you won't even talk to me! *continues to cry*