EVAN: Those - those PEOPLE! *mimics* Why did you do it, Evan? Tell us why you did it! What do you see when you look at this picture, Evan? Are you having any deviant thoughts today, Evan? *starts to cry* I WASN'T TRYING TO DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!
NINA: *hears Evan's distress-cry and scoots back into the living room, where she offers him a bottle of water* Evan, calm down, sweetheart. You're with friends. *spots Molly* Oh, hello. Are you a KT clone?
MOLLY: *to Nina* No, I'm KT's sister, Molly. *back to Evan* No I'm not! I don't even know what you're talking about! I've never even seen that episode of Law & Order SVU! *starts crying* I just thought you looked like a nice guy, and it's so hard to find one of those anymore. I just wanted to talk and get to know you! What is so wrong with that? *sobs* Whatever you might have done, I don't care about it. It's in the past now. I just want to get to know you because you seem like the type of guy I would be interested in! I tried to be nice and you won't even talk to me! *continues to cry*
(((BTW, has anyone claimed a Mimi clone yet?)))
(( Nope. Feel free to make a Mimi clone!))
(((Ok then. I'm gonna make a Mimi clone in a bit)))
NINA: Ah. Okay . . . whatever. I just figured, with all the clones running around, sooner or later KT would -
ANTHONY: *claps his hand over Nina's mouth* Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
**Too late . . . **
KT CLONE: *looks around and faints*
WILSON: *eyes go wide with the possibilities because, c'mon, he's male*
EVAN: *is completely oblivious to the drama occurring elsewhere in the room, and wipes his tears off his face* R-r-really?
MOLLY: *wipes a few tears away* Yes. I mean it. I just want to talk. I don't have any ulterior motives, except for wanting to get to know you, and have you get to know me. I've never met anyone like you before.
(((I don't believe it, but I actually met a guy the other day who was just like Evan. He looked like Evan, played the piano since he was a little kid, and his name was Evan too)))
EVAN: *sniffles* I'm sorry I made you cry . . .
WILSON: Oh god. Here we go again.
MOLLY: *looks at him through tearfilled eyes* Really? Does that mean you'll give it a chance? You'll talk to me?
MIMI: *Is high and speaking to the KT clone* Welcome to munchkin laaaand!!!
EVAN: I - I . . . I guess so . . .
KT CLONE: *is unconscious*
Little Collins gently puts the chainsaw on the floor, not wanting to Make little Angel upset. "I'm sorry." He whimpers, sitting down cross legged on the floor, looking ready to cry.
MIMI: Is she dead??! *wide eyes*
LITTLE ANGEL: Oh it's ok. Just be more careful next time. *sits down on the floor beside Little Collins and hugs him tightly* I just don't want you or anybody else to get a boo boo.
KT takes a good look at her clone and completely passes out onto the floor.
April pulls out what she thinks is an official document, but is too high to notice that it's just the receipt from all the Thanksgiving food. She stands next to Mimi and then looks at the KT Clone. "As whatever the name of that creepy looking midget guy, I cordially examined her! And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead." Then she pauses to shrug. "Well, it's sad, but that's okay. I think there were too many people here anyway."
Roger gasps happily. "You're right, Jesse L. Martin! It totally DOES rhyme! That'll make an awesome book. And... and you know what, Jesse L. Martin? I think you've inspired me to go write a song now!"
Green jumps into the tub with Mark. "But I make bathtime a lot more fun than that duck does, right?"
"Hmm... now where will we go?" Frank puts his finger to his lips and ponders. "Ahhah. I know. Let's go to Moondance Diner and insist that they give us a free meal or else we'll serve one of their employees as the main dish."
MIMI: *giggles at April* You sound like a Dr Seuss character...!
JESSE: *grins* Glad to help!
HEATHER: *looks at KT* Oh no...
WILSON: *runs to make sure KT is okay* Baby, please wake up.
KT CLONE: *sits up woozily* Uh? Where am I . . . *spots Wilson* Wilson! *jumps up and runs to hug him* Who ARE all these crazy people?
WILSON: Who the hell are - *sees KT-Clone's face* Oh my god . . . oh. My. God. Oh my god . . .
ANTHONY: Wil, relax. Come on - haven't you ever wondered what it'd be like to have sex with identical twins?
WILSON: *cradles the original KT* NO. *looks ready to cry*
KT CLONE: Who's that? Ohmigod - is that - it's - I'm - *faints*
Mark starts singing the rubber duck song again, only this time replacing the words ‘rubber ducky’ with Detective Green
Detective Green, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Detective Green, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Detective Green, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Detective Green, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
CHORUS: Every day when I
Make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and Green and chubby
Detective Green, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Detective Green, I'm awfully fond of you!!!
Hedwig smiles. "The Moondance diner sounds like a very good idea!" She says, reaching into her purse. "In fact, I believe I have a coupon for a free dinner!" *true story*
Little Collins hugs little Angel. "Hey...do you wanna play candyland or somethin'?"
LI'L WILSON: Can me and KT play?
LI'L KT: *looks shy and cute, as only a five-year-old can*
LI'L MARK: *sits quietly and hopes to be noticed*
LITTLE ANGEL: *smiles* Ok...um...what is it?
LI'L WILSON: What's what?
2007-01-16 05:58 pm (UTC)
Candyland FUCKING OWNS!!!
Little Collins stares wide eyed at little Angel, shocked she doesn't know what candyland is. "Candyland is only the most funnest game in the entire WORLD!"
2007-01-16 07:18 pm (UTC)
Re: Candyland FUCKING OWNS!!!
LITTLE ANGEL: *to Little Wilson* Collins wants to play Candyland and I don't know what that is. *turns back to Little Collins* Will you teach me? Pretty pleeease??
LI'L WILSON: I like Mousetrap better.
NINA: *comes running* Mousetrap? Did somebody say we're playing MOUSETRAP? OMFG!! I *LOVE* Mousetrap!
2007-01-16 11:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Candyland [still] FUCKING OWNS!!!
Little Collins sticks his tongue out at Little Wilson. "No!" he whines. "I want to play candyland!!"
He then turns his attention back to Little Angel, all smiles again. "Yeah, sure I'll teach you how to play."
LI'L WILSON: *sticks out his tongue* Yeah, well you're ugly and mean!
NINA: WILSON!! *picks Li'l Wilson up* That's it. Bedtime.
WILSON: *is busy crying and trying to wake up KT* Baby, please don't be dead . . .
ANTHONY: *rolls eyes* Oh, my god. Wilson, she PASSED OUT. That's not the same as being dead.
WILSON: But she hit her head! *cuddles KT's limp body* Baby, please wake up . . . *sniffle sob*
ANGEL: *sits down by Wilson and pats his hand* Sweetheart, I'm sure she's fine.
WILSON: BUT SHE WON'T WAKE UP!!! *wails*
LITTLE ANGEL: *to Little Wilson* Wil! That wasn't very nice!
MIMI: *high as a kite* Dearly beloved. We gather here to say our goodbyyyyyyyes....