Little Collins gently puts the chainsaw on the floor, not wanting to Make little Angel upset. "I'm sorry." He whimpers, sitting down cross legged on the floor, looking ready to cry.
MIMI: Is she dead??! *wide eyes*
LITTLE ANGEL: Oh it's ok. Just be more careful next time. *sits down on the floor beside Little Collins and hugs him tightly* I just don't want you or anybody else to get a boo boo.
KT takes a good look at her clone and completely passes out onto the floor.
April pulls out what she thinks is an official document, but is too high to notice that it's just the receipt from all the Thanksgiving food. She stands next to Mimi and then looks at the KT Clone. "As whatever the name of that creepy looking midget guy, I cordially examined her! And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead." Then she pauses to shrug. "Well, it's sad, but that's okay. I think there were too many people here anyway."
Roger gasps happily. "You're right, Jesse L. Martin! It totally DOES rhyme! That'll make an awesome book. And... and you know what, Jesse L. Martin? I think you've inspired me to go write a song now!"
Green jumps into the tub with Mark. "But I make bathtime a lot more fun than that duck does, right?"
"Hmm... now where will we go?" Frank puts his finger to his lips and ponders. "Ahhah. I know. Let's go to Moondance Diner and insist that they give us a free meal or else we'll serve one of their employees as the main dish."
MIMI: *giggles at April* You sound like a Dr Seuss character...!
JESSE: *grins* Glad to help!
HEATHER: *looks at KT* Oh no...
WILSON: *runs to make sure KT is okay* Baby, please wake up.
KT CLONE: *sits up woozily* Uh? Where am I . . . *spots Wilson* Wilson! *jumps up and runs to hug him* Who ARE all these crazy people?
WILSON: Who the hell are - *sees KT-Clone's face* Oh my god . . . oh. My. God. Oh my god . . .
ANTHONY: Wil, relax. Come on - haven't you ever wondered what it'd be like to have sex with identical twins?
WILSON: *cradles the original KT* NO. *looks ready to cry*
KT CLONE: Who's that? Ohmigod - is that - it's - I'm - *faints*
Mark starts singing the rubber duck song again, only this time replacing the words ‘rubber ducky’ with Detective Green
Detective Green, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Detective Green, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Detective Green, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Detective Green, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
CHORUS: Every day when I
Make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and Green and chubby
Detective Green, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Detective Green, I'm awfully fond of you!!!
Hedwig smiles. "The Moondance diner sounds like a very good idea!" She says, reaching into her purse. "In fact, I believe I have a coupon for a free dinner!" *true story*
Little Collins hugs little Angel. "Hey...do you wanna play candyland or somethin'?"
LI'L WILSON: Can me and KT play?
LI'L KT: *looks shy and cute, as only a five-year-old can*
LI'L MARK: *sits quietly and hopes to be noticed*
LITTLE ANGEL: *smiles* Ok...um...what is it?
LI'L WILSON: What's what?
2007-01-16 05:58 pm (UTC)
Candyland FUCKING OWNS!!!
Little Collins stares wide eyed at little Angel, shocked she doesn't know what candyland is. "Candyland is only the most funnest game in the entire WORLD!"
2007-01-16 07:18 pm (UTC)
Re: Candyland FUCKING OWNS!!!
LITTLE ANGEL: *to Little Wilson* Collins wants to play Candyland and I don't know what that is. *turns back to Little Collins* Will you teach me? Pretty pleeease??
LI'L WILSON: I like Mousetrap better.
NINA: *comes running* Mousetrap? Did somebody say we're playing MOUSETRAP? OMFG!! I *LOVE* Mousetrap!
2007-01-16 11:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Candyland [still] FUCKING OWNS!!!
Little Collins sticks his tongue out at Little Wilson. "No!" he whines. "I want to play candyland!!"
He then turns his attention back to Little Angel, all smiles again. "Yeah, sure I'll teach you how to play."
LI'L WILSON: *sticks out his tongue* Yeah, well you're ugly and mean!
NINA: WILSON!! *picks Li'l Wilson up* That's it. Bedtime.
WILSON: *is busy crying and trying to wake up KT* Baby, please don't be dead . . .
ANTHONY: *rolls eyes* Oh, my god. Wilson, she PASSED OUT. That's not the same as being dead.
WILSON: But she hit her head! *cuddles KT's limp body* Baby, please wake up . . . *sniffle sob*
ANGEL: *sits down by Wilson and pats his hand* Sweetheart, I'm sure she's fine.
WILSON: BUT SHE WON'T WAKE UP!!! *wails*
LITTLE ANGEL: *to Little Wilson* Wil! That wasn't very nice!
MIMI: *high as a kite* Dearly beloved. We gather here to say our goodbyyyyyyyes....
NINA: *carts Li'l Wilson off to bed*
WILSON: *continues sobbing, and will continue to do so until KT's mun gets her ass in here and resurrects KT*
KT CLONE: *slowly awakens* Baby, is there a problem?
WILSON: *cries harder*
JESSE: Aw,Wil...*crouches down beside him and puts his arm around him* She ain't dead,you know. She's just passed out...like you and almost everybody here has done a billion times before...
WILSON: *screams* BUT SHE HIT HER HEAD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? *sobs harder*
JESSE: Calm down,Wil. A little bump to the head doesn't make it fatal...
WILSON: BUT SHE'S NOT WAKING UP!!!!! *continues to cry*
MOLLY:*grins* Great! Well umm...do you wanna...you know...go into the other room and talk? Cause it's kinda noisy in here. *notices the source of the noise is KT/KT Clone/Wilson* *runs to Wilson and KT* Dammit Wilson! Get a hold of yourself! *slaps him like they do in the old movies whenever someone becomes hysterical. Turns back to Evan and awaits his answer*
(((Sorry I haven't been on in awhile. Things have been rather hectic around here lately)))
WILSON: *is shocked* B-b-b-but M-M-Molly, she's - she's - *wails and starts right back up again*
KT CLONE: *coos at Wilson and tries to calm him down*
EVAN: *makes for the kitchen, where he waits for Molly*
Little Collins takes Little Angel's hand and leads her over to the EXTREMELY conveniently placed candyland box on the othe end of the room.
He then sits down and tries to explain the game to her.
MOLLY: *rolls her eyes at Wilson and then skips into the kitchen.* So Evan...tell me a bit about yourself.
EVAN: *shifts somewhat uncomfortably because he's shy* Well . . . I've been playing piano for years . . . but I ended up not going to college because of . . . you know . . . *waves hand vaguely because he really doesn't want to go there* but when I got out I got a job at this place as a secretary because I can type really well, and I have my own apartment now, and a cat . . . *blushes heavily because he's probably never said this much in one sitting since he learned how to talk* And that's pretty much it.