Mark starts singing the rubber duck song again, only this time replacing the words ‘rubber ducky’ with Detective Green
Detective Green, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Detective Green, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Detective Green, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Detective Green, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
CHORUS: Every day when I
Make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and Green and chubby
Detective Green, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Detective Green, I'm awfully fond of you!!!
Hedwig smiles. "The Moondance diner sounds like a very good idea!" She says, reaching into her purse. "In fact, I believe I have a coupon for a free dinner!" *true story*
Little Collins hugs little Angel. "Hey...do you wanna play candyland or somethin'?"
LI'L WILSON: Can me and KT play?
LI'L KT: *looks shy and cute, as only a five-year-old can*
LI'L MARK: *sits quietly and hopes to be noticed*
LITTLE ANGEL: *smiles* Ok...um...what is it?
LI'L WILSON: What's what?
2007-01-16 05:58 pm (UTC)
Candyland FUCKING OWNS!!!
Little Collins stares wide eyed at little Angel, shocked she doesn't know what candyland is. "Candyland is only the most funnest game in the entire WORLD!"
2007-01-16 07:18 pm (UTC)
Re: Candyland FUCKING OWNS!!!
LITTLE ANGEL: *to Little Wilson* Collins wants to play Candyland and I don't know what that is. *turns back to Little Collins* Will you teach me? Pretty pleeease??
LI'L WILSON: I like Mousetrap better.
NINA: *comes running* Mousetrap? Did somebody say we're playing MOUSETRAP? OMFG!! I *LOVE* Mousetrap!
2007-01-16 11:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Candyland [still] FUCKING OWNS!!!
Little Collins sticks his tongue out at Little Wilson. "No!" he whines. "I want to play candyland!!"
He then turns his attention back to Little Angel, all smiles again. "Yeah, sure I'll teach you how to play."
LI'L WILSON: *sticks out his tongue* Yeah, well you're ugly and mean!
NINA: WILSON!! *picks Li'l Wilson up* That's it. Bedtime.
WILSON: *is busy crying and trying to wake up KT* Baby, please don't be dead . . .
ANTHONY: *rolls eyes* Oh, my god. Wilson, she PASSED OUT. That's not the same as being dead.
WILSON: But she hit her head! *cuddles KT's limp body* Baby, please wake up . . . *sniffle sob*
ANGEL: *sits down by Wilson and pats his hand* Sweetheart, I'm sure she's fine.
WILSON: BUT SHE WON'T WAKE UP!!! *wails*
LITTLE ANGEL: *to Little Wilson* Wil! That wasn't very nice!
MIMI: *high as a kite* Dearly beloved. We gather here to say our goodbyyyyyyyes....
NINA: *carts Li'l Wilson off to bed*
WILSON: *continues sobbing, and will continue to do so until KT's mun gets her ass in here and resurrects KT*
KT CLONE: *slowly awakens* Baby, is there a problem?
WILSON: *cries harder*
JESSE: Aw,Wil...*crouches down beside him and puts his arm around him* She ain't dead,you know. She's just passed out...like you and almost everybody here has done a billion times before...
WILSON: *screams* BUT SHE HIT HER HEAD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? *sobs harder*
JESSE: Calm down,Wil. A little bump to the head doesn't make it fatal...
WILSON: BUT SHE'S NOT WAKING UP!!!!! *continues to cry*
MOLLY:*grins* Great! Well umm...do you wanna...you know...go into the other room and talk? Cause it's kinda noisy in here. *notices the source of the noise is KT/KT Clone/Wilson* *runs to Wilson and KT* Dammit Wilson! Get a hold of yourself! *slaps him like they do in the old movies whenever someone becomes hysterical. Turns back to Evan and awaits his answer*
(((Sorry I haven't been on in awhile. Things have been rather hectic around here lately)))
WILSON: *is shocked* B-b-b-but M-M-Molly, she's - she's - *wails and starts right back up again*
KT CLONE: *coos at Wilson and tries to calm him down*
EVAN: *makes for the kitchen, where he waits for Molly*
Little Collins takes Little Angel's hand and leads her over to the EXTREMELY conveniently placed candyland box on the othe end of the room.
He then sits down and tries to explain the game to her.
MOLLY: *rolls her eyes at Wilson and then skips into the kitchen.* So Evan...tell me a bit about yourself.
EVAN: *shifts somewhat uncomfortably because he's shy* Well . . . I've been playing piano for years . . . but I ended up not going to college because of . . . you know . . . *waves hand vaguely because he really doesn't want to go there* but when I got out I got a job at this place as a secretary because I can type really well, and I have my own apartment now, and a cat . . . *blushes heavily because he's probably never said this much in one sitting since he learned how to talk* And that's pretty much it.
LITTLE ANGEL: *is speaking for any Littles and/or Littles at heart who may be interested* Who wants to play Candyland with us?
MOLLY: *is fascinated by Evan* You play piano? *reaches out and gently takes his hand in hers and examines it* You've got great hands. I bet you're really good at the piano. *relinquishes his hand* Awww! You have a kitty cat! What's his/her/it's name?
Green applauds. "Oh, yes! That's a much better version. Although... I didn't appreciate that line about being chubby." He frowns a little, and then reaches for a sponge.
"Really?" Frank asks, peering at the coupon. "Then there's no time to waste! There's free food out there, and we have our right to go demand some." He takes Hedwig's hand, and then uses his freaky psycho Transylvanian powers to suddenly appear at Moondance Diner. "Oh look, we're here!" he says, opening the door for Hedwig.
Roger starts to resent all the attention being put on KT. "This isn't fair! None of you cared when I was all emo, or suicidal, or depressed! What's a person have to do around here to get attention? Faint?"
April nods. "Yeah, that's kind of the point. Do you have a joint?" Then she angrily stomps her foot on the ground. "What the hell? Now I can't stop talking like Doctor Seuss as well! Fuck. Just my luck."
KT begins to mumble, though still hanging limply in Wilson's arms. "I... remember.... there was.... mist....."
((Come on, I was honestly waiting for a Roger-style "KTTTT- EEE-EEE-EEE!" lol))
MIMI: Heheheeeee! *is laughing at April*
JESSE: *decides to comply to the wishes of Chloe-mun* KTTTTTT-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WILSON: KTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! ((Happy?)) *sobs* She's not making any sense!!!
EVAN: *very shyly* I named him Vince . . . after this guy I know . . . *blushes harder than ever*