"Awww..." Mark pouts, looking at Detective Green. "I'm sorry... I wasn't calling YOU chubby, it was just part of the song."
Hedwig gets all wide eyed. "Wooooah Frank, how did you do that?"
EVAN: *looks even more unhappy and embarrassed than ever; sniffles* I don't know. I mean - well - I - *looks ready to cry* I've never really, you know, liked *anybody* until I met Vince, so I don't know if I really like him or not because I don't know what it's like to really like somebody that way! *tears well up* And I don't actually meet a whole lot of people, because people are usually really uncomfortable around me so I just stay at home . . . *looks down at the table* I'm sorry . . .
MOLLY: *softens* I'm sorry Evan. I shouldn't have gotten so defensive. It's just...well...*uncomfortable* I really like you, and the thought that you might be gay made me really upset. Because if you were gay, there wouldn't even be the tiniest bit of hope that you might someday like me. But I want you to be happy, and if that's with *cringes slightly* Vince, well then, that's the best thing. Although, I should point out to you that you have one of your facts wrong. Not everyone is uncomfortable around you. *becomes bold and steps closer to him and smiles* I'm not uncomfortable around you...
EVAN: *flinches, because he's not used to people getting anywhere near him, and sniffles again* You're one of the only ones, then . . . the only reason I know Vince at all is because I helped his girlfriend carry some groceries once . . . because we don't have an elevatorin our building . . . she found out who I was and freaked out, but I guess he thinks I'm okay . . . *shrugs* It doesn't matter.
MOLLY: It matters to me. Obviously this person makes you happy, and it's important to me that you're happy. Evan, you're an amazing, sweet, generous, kind, and compassionate man. You're a great guy, and I wish you could see yourself the way that I see you. Any man or woman should consider themselves lucky to be with you. *casts eyes down and blushes* I know I would...
EVAN: *sniffles* Thanks. But really - it doesn't matter. He's straight. And I doubt he'd want anything to do with me *that* way even if he wasn't . . . *pause* You're pretty amazing to still be sitting here, you know that?
MOLLY:*blushes* Oh no I'm not. I'll be honest Evan, I like you. A lot. Not to sound too desperate, but if you ever decide that you might like to give it a shot with me, I'll be here waiting. I just want you to be happy, and I'll accept the fact that it might not be with me. Whatever *you* want. *a tear trickles down her cheek*
EVAN: *looks horrified with himself* Oh, no, don't cry! *reaches out to wipe tears off Molly's face* I'm really, really, really sorry . . . but I don't know anything about you except that you own a dog, so I don't know if I like you or not. I mean, I like you, you're really nice, but - I don't know if I *like* you. *looks hopefully at Molly, hoping she'll understand what he means*
MOLLY: I do understand. I was going to tell you a bit about myself, but then you mentioned Vince and I didn't get a chance. I'm not sure what all there is to say about myself. I'm from Muncie, Indiana and I really like music. Music is my entire life and I eventually want a career in it. I like children too. I used to work as a nanny until I moved to LA with KT and I really liked doing that. I'm pretty laid back and I don't get angry very easily. Like I said, I have a dog named Arthur and he is the light of my life along with music. I miss Arthur, but I'm sure he's having fun with KT's pug Louis. I'm extremely loyal to my friends and family and I *really* don't like it when people are upset. It makes me want to cry when other people are upset. Especially when there's nothing I can do to help them. I thing that just because a person messed up in the past, doesn't mean it should haunt them for the rest of their lives. Yeah...I really believe in that.
EVAN: *sniffles and smiles* That's pretty cool. *frowns and looks confused* How did you get from LA to New York?
MOLLY: I haven't the slightest clue...
EVAN: That's really weird. *gets up and gets a glass of milk* Do you, um, want something? Because there's loads of stuff in here.
((OOC: AWWWWWWWWWW! How sweet!)) :)
MOLLY: Nah, I'm good. So...um Evan...there's something I was wondering. You said you're at home a lot. So what do you do while you're at home? I mean there's only so many things a person can do at home.
RICHARD: *rolls his eyes out of sheer boredom*
"Yeah, but you could have changed that word too," Green suggests. He shrugs and then scoots closer to Mark and starts rubbing the sponge on Mark's back.
Frank raises an eyebrow. "Oh, you mean my miraculous ability to appear and disappear randomly? Yes, um... I don't really know. I think when I got hit by the transit beam and didn't really die, it did something to me."
KT begins to slowly wake up again, rubbing her head. "Oh.... man, that was weird." Spotting Wilson immediately, she smiles and hugs him. "I think I just had the weirdest dream about you, me, some person who looked exactly like me that tried to take over my life, and Michael Crawford..."
EVAN: *sits back down and shuffles his feet* Well . . . I read a lot. And I give piano lessons once in awhile if somebody really wants them and doesn't mind, you know, learning from me . . . but only to adults. Or if there's somebody else there. Because there was this girl in my building who wanted to learn to play piano, but I didn't think it was really a good idea because she was only thirteen and, well, you know . . . *trails off* So her mom came over with her once a week and made dinner while I taught her how to play, because they couldn't actually afford lessons but I don't really know how to cook anything that doesn't come out of a box . . . and then I have a fish tank and a little garden sort of thing in the window, so I take care of that . . . *blushes, because he's really shy*
KT CLONE: *gasps* W-wh-wh-WHAT? Wilson, you - you - *tears well up* YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?
WILSON: What? No! I mean -
KT CLONE: Oh, I hate my life! *runs sobbing into whichever room currently contains Mark and Detective Green*
MARKIE: *raises eyebrow* Daaaaamn.
ANGEL: Aren't you so glad I really don't have much of anything against consensual polygamy?
MARKIE: *raises eyebrows*
WILSON: *looks helpless*
"Alright." Mark mutters, leaning up against Detective green, singing softly under his breath as Det. Green rubs the sponge up and down his back
"I find a little fellow whose cute and green...and...SEXY!!"
"Yes." Hedwig nods, clinging tightly to Frank's arm. "I find your miraculous ability to appear and disappear randomly EXTREMELY SEXY... can you shoot me with a transit beam so I can do it too?"
The corpse of Adam Pascal walks over to Evan, sitting himself on his lap.
WILSON: *sputters and is incoherent*
KT CLONE: *skids into bathroom and screams* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!ONE!1!!!!
EVAN: *screams, jumps up, and runs to cower in corner, where he sits sobbing*
MOLLY: *kicks The Corpse of Adam Pascal in the balls, stomach, and everywhere else for scaring Evan and then runs over to Evan* Evan! Are you ok?! How dare that disgusting corpse sit down on your lap! *wraps her arms around Evan to comfort him* There, there. It's okay now. That nasty corpse won't come near you again *louder so the corpse can hear* because if he does, I will tear him apart and make him wish he had never been born or died!!! *in soothing voice* You're okay now. I won't let anyone harm you.
2007-01-29 01:27 am (UTC)
Don't hit the corpse of Adam Pascal!
The corpse of Adam Pascal bites his lower lip, or what was left of it. “I’m sorry.” He whimpers, covering his face with his hands. “I was just trying to be friendly!!”
Johnny Depp appears suddenly, taking a break from filming Sweeny Todd. “HELLO EVERYBODY!”
2007-01-29 02:20 am (UTC)
Re: Don't hit the corpse of Adam Pascal!
MOLLY: *retorts* It's not like you can feel it! You're dead which means that your nerve endings are dead too! And besides, you scared Evan! Don't you know he's sensitive?! I don't like it when people scare him! *to Evan* I'll never let anyone hurt you.
EVAN: *screams, pulls away from Molly, and cowers*