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[Dec. 8th, 2006|06:53 pm]
The IMDb Demented RENT RPG
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"HEEEEEYYYY!!!!" Little Collins whines, stomping his feet up and down. "You can't just LEAVE me here!!!!"
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From: ohshiznit
2007-01-20 03:42 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

MOLLY: It matters to me. Obviously this person makes you happy, and it's important to me that you're happy. Evan, you're an amazing, sweet, generous, kind, and compassionate man. You're a great guy, and I wish you could see yourself the way that I see you. Any man or woman should consider themselves lucky to be with you. *casts eyes down and blushes* I know I would...
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2007-01-20 03:45 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

EVAN: *sniffles* Thanks. But really - it doesn't matter. He's straight. And I doubt he'd want anything to do with me *that* way even if he wasn't . . . *pause* You're pretty amazing to still be sitting here, you know that?
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From: ohshiznit
2007-01-20 03:53 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

MOLLY:*blushes* Oh no I'm not. I'll be honest Evan, I like you. A lot. Not to sound too desperate, but if you ever decide that you might like to give it a shot with me, I'll be here waiting. I just want you to be happy, and I'll accept the fact that it might not be with me. Whatever *you* want. *a tear trickles down her cheek*
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2007-01-20 03:58 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

EVAN: *looks horrified with himself* Oh, no, don't cry! *reaches out to wipe tears off Molly's face* I'm really, really, really sorry . . . but I don't know anything about you except that you own a dog, so I don't know if I like you or not. I mean, I like you, you're really nice, but - I don't know if I *like* you. *looks hopefully at Molly, hoping she'll understand what he means*
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From: ohshiznit
2007-01-20 04:10 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

MOLLY: I do understand. I was going to tell you a bit about myself, but then you mentioned Vince and I didn't get a chance. I'm not sure what all there is to say about myself. I'm from Muncie, Indiana and I really like music. Music is my entire life and I eventually want a career in it. I like children too. I used to work as a nanny until I moved to LA with KT and I really liked doing that. I'm pretty laid back and I don't get angry very easily. Like I said, I have a dog named Arthur and he is the light of my life along with music. I miss Arthur, but I'm sure he's having fun with KT's pug Louis. I'm extremely loyal to my friends and family and I *really* don't like it when people are upset. It makes me want to cry when other people are upset. Especially when there's nothing I can do to help them. I thing that just because a person messed up in the past, doesn't mean it should haunt them for the rest of their lives. Yeah...I really believe in that.
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2007-01-20 04:21 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

EVAN: *sniffles and smiles* That's pretty cool. *frowns and looks confused* How did you get from LA to New York?
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From: ohshiznit
2007-01-20 04:24 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

MOLLY: I haven't the slightest clue...
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2007-01-20 04:28 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

EVAN: That's really weird. *gets up and gets a glass of milk* Do you, um, want something? Because there's loads of stuff in here.
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From: angel_d_s
2007-01-22 01:15 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

((OOC: AWWWWWWWWWW! How sweet!)) :)
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From: ohshiznit
2007-01-22 07:55 pm (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

MOLLY: Nah, I'm good. So...um Evan...there's something I was wondering. You said you're at home a lot. So what do you do while you're at home? I mean there's only so many things a person can do at home.
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From: angel_d_s
2007-01-24 07:23 pm (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

RICHARD: *rolls his eyes out of sheer boredom*
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From: ohshiznit
2007-01-26 08:43 pm (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

(((Where is everyone?)))
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From: angel_d_s
2007-01-27 04:38 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

((No idea))
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[User Picture]From: prof_remuslupin
2007-01-27 07:26 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

"Yeah, but you could have changed that word too," Green suggests. He shrugs and then scoots closer to Mark and starts rubbing the sponge on Mark's back.

Frank raises an eyebrow. "Oh, you mean my miraculous ability to appear and disappear randomly? Yes, um... I don't really know. I think when I got hit by the transit beam and didn't really die, it did something to me."

KT begins to slowly wake up again, rubbing her head. "Oh.... man, that was weird." Spotting Wilson immediately, she smiles and hugs him. "I think I just had the weirdest dream about you, me, some person who looked exactly like me that tried to take over my life, and Michael Crawford..."
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2007-01-27 11:35 pm (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

EVAN: *sits back down and shuffles his feet* Well . . . I read a lot. And I give piano lessons once in awhile if somebody really wants them and doesn't mind, you know, learning from me . . . but only to adults. Or if there's somebody else there. Because there was this girl in my building who wanted to learn to play piano, but I didn't think it was really a good idea because she was only thirteen and, well, you know . . . *trails off* So her mom came over with her once a week and made dinner while I taught her how to play, because they couldn't actually afford lessons but I don't really know how to cook anything that doesn't come out of a box . . . and then I have a fish tank and a little garden sort of thing in the window, so I take care of that . . . *blushes, because he's really shy*

KT CLONE: *gasps* W-wh-wh-WHAT? Wilson, you - you - *tears well up* YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?

WILSON: What? No! I mean -

KT CLONE: Oh, I hate my life! *runs sobbing into whichever room currently contains Mark and Detective Green*

MARKIE: *raises eyebrow* Daaaaamn.

ANGEL: Aren't you so glad I really don't have much of anything against consensual polygamy?

MARKIE: *raises eyebrows*

WILSON: *looks helpless*
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From: cornwhore
2007-01-28 08:23 pm (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

"Alright." Mark mutters, leaning up against Detective green, singing softly under his breath as Det. Green rubs the sponge up and down his back

"I find a little fellow whose cute and green...and...SEXY!!"

"Yes." Hedwig nods, clinging tightly to Frank's arm. "I find your miraculous ability to appear and disappear randomly EXTREMELY SEXY... can you shoot me with a transit beam so I can do it too?"

The corpse of Adam Pascal walks over to Evan, sitting himself on his lap.
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2007-01-28 10:21 pm (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

WILSON: *sputters and is incoherent*

KT CLONE: *skids into bathroom and screams* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!ONE!1!!!!

EVAN: *screams, jumps up, and runs to cower in corner, where he sits sobbing*
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From: ohshiznit
2007-01-28 11:34 pm (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

MOLLY: *kicks The Corpse of Adam Pascal in the balls, stomach, and everywhere else for scaring Evan and then runs over to Evan* Evan! Are you ok?! How dare that disgusting corpse sit down on your lap! *wraps her arms around Evan to comfort him* There, there. It's okay now. That nasty corpse won't come near you again *louder so the corpse can hear* because if he does, I will tear him apart and make him wish he had never been born or died!!! *in soothing voice* You're okay now. I won't let anyone harm you.
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From: cornwhore
2007-01-29 01:27 am (UTC)

Don't hit the corpse of Adam Pascal!

The corpse of Adam Pascal bites his lower lip, or what was left of it. “I’m sorry.” He whimpers, covering his face with his hands. “I was just trying to be friendly!!”

Johnny Depp appears suddenly, taking a break from filming Sweeny Todd. “HELLO EVERYBODY!”
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From: ohshiznit
2007-01-29 02:20 am (UTC)

Re: Don't hit the corpse of Adam Pascal!

MOLLY: *retorts* It's not like you can feel it! You're dead which means that your nerve endings are dead too! And besides, you scared Evan! Don't you know he's sensitive?! I don't like it when people scare him! *to Evan* I'll never let anyone hurt you.
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2007-01-29 03:09 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

EVAN: *screams, pulls away from Molly, and cowers*
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[User Picture]From: prof_remuslupin
2007-01-29 05:34 am (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

KT's eyes widen and she grips Wilson's hands tightly as she spots the KT Clone again, trying not to faint. "What the hell, Wilson? Have you been cloning me so that you can have more fun when I'm at work, or is there some long lost twin sister I don't know about?"

"Now that's a word I like!" Green replies, wrapping his arm around Mark. "If I were a teacher, you'd get an A+++++++++." He then notices the KT Clone in the room. "Uh.... sorry KT. But if you wanna use the toilet, you gotta go somewhere else. This room is occupied."

"I would love to, babe," Frank says, stroking his finger's in Hedwig's hair. "But Riffraff took that fucking transit beam back to Transylvania. Hmm. I guess we could always have a time warping road trip over there..."

April screams like the fangirl groupie she is. "OMG! JOHNNY DEPP IS BACK IN DA HOUSE!" She pauses and waits. "OMG! AND I'M CURED! Johnny might as well be my new doctor. Then I could call him Dr. McSexyAss."

Roger looks over at April confusedly. "What? But we used to play that game!"

"Yeah, and you sucked at it," April says.

Cha-Cha walks over to Molly. "Whoa, chill out a little, hon! That's pretty unsensitive of yourself."
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From: angel_d_s
2007-01-29 02:10 pm (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

LITTLE ANGEL: That was really mean! It's not nice to kick people!
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From: ohshiznit
2007-01-29 04:29 pm (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

MOLLY: I assure you he can't feel it! When you die, your nerve endings die! I just want him to realize that he can't just go and sit down on people whenever he feels like it, especially if that person is oober sensitive! *starts to cry* It's the nanny in me coming out! Someone once tried to steal one of my charges by sitting down next to her, and it scared me, just like when he *points at the corpse* sat down on Evan. *to Evan* I was just trying to make sure you didn't get hurt. I knew he wouldn't be able to feel it. *needs a hug and grabs Little Angel and hugs her because Little Angel is the cutest thing to ever exist* Little Angel don't think I'm mean! I just am really protective of people I care about! Like if anyone ever tried to hurt you, they'd be sorry! *to Evan* I'm sorry. I just didn't want you getting hurt. *continues to hug Little Angel and cry*
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2007-01-29 09:09 pm (UTC)

Re: Whatever...

WILSON: What? I - no! I mean, I THINK she's a clone, but I didn't bring her here! I mean - I think I was the one who said something about a clone of you, it was too many posts ago to remember, but I didn't expect another you to just come falling out of the sky!

KT CLONE: *screams and faints*

EVAN: *sits in the corner with his arms wrapped around his knees and whimpers*

NINA: Wow, I'm being IGNORED by my boyfriend AND my mun! Way to go, Nina-mun!

THE VOICE OF NINA-MUN: SHUT UP OR I'LL TURN YOU BACK INTO A WOMAN . . .

NINA: But I AM a - *remembers her ahem, bits* oh, yeah . . . nevermind. *goes back to being ignored*
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