EVAN: That's really weird. *gets up and gets a glass of milk* Do you, um, want something? Because there's loads of stuff in here.
((OOC: AWWWWWWWWWW! How sweet!)) :)
MOLLY: Nah, I'm good. So...um Evan...there's something I was wondering. You said you're at home a lot. So what do you do while you're at home? I mean there's only so many things a person can do at home.
RICHARD: *rolls his eyes out of sheer boredom*
"Yeah, but you could have changed that word too," Green suggests. He shrugs and then scoots closer to Mark and starts rubbing the sponge on Mark's back.
Frank raises an eyebrow. "Oh, you mean my miraculous ability to appear and disappear randomly? Yes, um... I don't really know. I think when I got hit by the transit beam and didn't really die, it did something to me."
KT begins to slowly wake up again, rubbing her head. "Oh.... man, that was weird." Spotting Wilson immediately, she smiles and hugs him. "I think I just had the weirdest dream about you, me, some person who looked exactly like me that tried to take over my life, and Michael Crawford..."
EVAN: *sits back down and shuffles his feet* Well . . . I read a lot. And I give piano lessons once in awhile if somebody really wants them and doesn't mind, you know, learning from me . . . but only to adults. Or if there's somebody else there. Because there was this girl in my building who wanted to learn to play piano, but I didn't think it was really a good idea because she was only thirteen and, well, you know . . . *trails off* So her mom came over with her once a week and made dinner while I taught her how to play, because they couldn't actually afford lessons but I don't really know how to cook anything that doesn't come out of a box . . . and then I have a fish tank and a little garden sort of thing in the window, so I take care of that . . . *blushes, because he's really shy*
KT CLONE: *gasps* W-wh-wh-WHAT? Wilson, you - you - *tears well up* YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?
WILSON: What? No! I mean -
KT CLONE: Oh, I hate my life! *runs sobbing into whichever room currently contains Mark and Detective Green*
MARKIE: *raises eyebrow* Daaaaamn.
ANGEL: Aren't you so glad I really don't have much of anything against consensual polygamy?
MARKIE: *raises eyebrows*
WILSON: *looks helpless*
"Alright." Mark mutters, leaning up against Detective green, singing softly under his breath as Det. Green rubs the sponge up and down his back
"I find a little fellow whose cute and green...and...SEXY!!"
"Yes." Hedwig nods, clinging tightly to Frank's arm. "I find your miraculous ability to appear and disappear randomly EXTREMELY SEXY... can you shoot me with a transit beam so I can do it too?"
The corpse of Adam Pascal walks over to Evan, sitting himself on his lap.
WILSON: *sputters and is incoherent*
KT CLONE: *skids into bathroom and screams* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!ONE!1!!!!
EVAN: *screams, jumps up, and runs to cower in corner, where he sits sobbing*
MOLLY: *kicks The Corpse of Adam Pascal in the balls, stomach, and everywhere else for scaring Evan and then runs over to Evan* Evan! Are you ok?! How dare that disgusting corpse sit down on your lap! *wraps her arms around Evan to comfort him* There, there. It's okay now. That nasty corpse won't come near you again *louder so the corpse can hear* because if he does, I will tear him apart and make him wish he had never been born or died!!! *in soothing voice* You're okay now. I won't let anyone harm you.
2007-01-29 01:27 am (UTC)
Don't hit the corpse of Adam Pascal!
The corpse of Adam Pascal bites his lower lip, or what was left of it. “I’m sorry.” He whimpers, covering his face with his hands. “I was just trying to be friendly!!”
Johnny Depp appears suddenly, taking a break from filming Sweeny Todd. “HELLO EVERYBODY!”
2007-01-29 02:20 am (UTC)
Re: Don't hit the corpse of Adam Pascal!
MOLLY: *retorts* It's not like you can feel it! You're dead which means that your nerve endings are dead too! And besides, you scared Evan! Don't you know he's sensitive?! I don't like it when people scare him! *to Evan* I'll never let anyone hurt you.
EVAN: *screams, pulls away from Molly, and cowers*
KT's eyes widen and she grips Wilson's hands tightly as she spots the KT Clone again, trying not to faint. "What the hell, Wilson? Have you been cloning me so that you can have more fun when I'm at work, or is there some long lost twin sister I don't know about?"
"Now that's a word I like!" Green replies, wrapping his arm around Mark. "If I were a teacher, you'd get an A+++++++++." He then notices the KT Clone in the room. "Uh.... sorry KT. But if you wanna use the toilet, you gotta go somewhere else. This room is occupied."
"I would love to, babe," Frank says, stroking his finger's in Hedwig's hair. "But Riffraff took that fucking transit beam back to Transylvania. Hmm. I guess we could always have a time warping road trip over there..."
April screams like the fangirl groupie she is. "OMG! JOHNNY DEPP IS BACK IN DA HOUSE!" She pauses and waits. "OMG! AND I'M CURED! Johnny might as well be my new doctor. Then I could call him Dr. McSexyAss."
Roger looks over at April confusedly. "What? But we used to play that game!"
"Yeah, and you sucked at it," April says.
Cha-Cha walks over to Molly. "Whoa, chill out a little, hon! That's pretty unsensitive of yourself."