RICHARD: *has a serious problem, because he is horny as all hell* So . . . erm . . . *squirms* I . . . uh . . . yeah. *has for once absolutely no idea what to say*
EVAN: *kisses the top of Molly's head very, very gently, so he won't hurt her again*
EVAN: *cuddles back*
RICHARD: *ain't the cuddly sort*
COLLINS: I'm her boyfriend!
ANGEL: I...I...uh...*is in shock*
NINA: *somehow manages to continue cuddling with Evan while working Richard's shirt off* It should be illegal for somebody as sexy as you to wear this much clothing!
EMMY: *laughs* You're so friggin adorable like that.
MOLLY:*takes his face in her hands and oh-so-gently kisses him on the lips*
MIMI: *waits for Angel to answer her*
RICHARD: *raises his eyebrows and looks somewhat pissed* I'm adorable when I'm fucking *uncomfortable*?
EVAN: *returns the favor*
ANGEL: Sweetheart, I think you're a bit . . . misguided. See, that Angel is with Collins, and I'm with my sweet Markie. *pause* Maybe your Angel doesn't exist here?
MIMI: WHAT?! You're lying! Angel would never cheat on me! He loves me! *to Angel* Angel what is he talking about?! I know you wouldn't cheat on me. *tears come to her eyes and she whispers* Please Angel...tell me what's going on. I trust you enough to know that you wouldn't break my heart by cheating on me. You wouldn't do that. I love you and you love me and neither of us would ever jinx that. We're too good together for that to happen. You wouldn't cheat. *kisses Angel softly*
ANGEL: Wow. *shakes head* Mimi...I know this will be hard for you to understand but...well the loft is sitting on another dimension or something. Clones of us have been popping up and disappearing rapidly from this place. I've lost count. So you see,honey...you must've arrived here from an alternate universe in which I was dating you. Make sense?
Roger stares at Li'l Angel in astonishment. "What are you, stupid? I can't just get NEW guitar. That's selling out, and I'm too broke anyway! I need my OLD guitar! We had so many memories... CBGBS... rock concerts... scoring April... scoring Mimi... stopping Mimi from dying... scoring Mark... having angst sessions. I can't just forget about all of that!!!"
Green randomly gets into a slightly drunken detective mode and grabs Mark's shoulder and pins him to the wall. "Good... now keep yo' ass against the wall... so that I can lick you now."
Frank laughs and shakes his head. "No reason to bother having to search for where all my stuff went... look what else I can do now! /ACCIO MY STUFF/!" He waits around a bit, and then slowly many unmatching and various shaped boxes carrying Frank's stuff arrive.
"Mmmhmm... but which special are you talking about?" KT asks. "Cute-special, sexy-special, bowling-special, Abbie Breslin-special, or high on naughty pot brownies-special?"
Cha-Cha picks up The Corpse of Adam Pascal's head and places it back on his body. "Allrighty, is that better for you? Are you sure it'll stay on right? You can borrow the scarf I used in my first Miss Flawless contest if you want."
WILSON: *puts his arms around her waist* Oh, all of those. And let's not forget birthday special, babydoll! *pause* Although, cute as you are when you're high on pot brownies . . . I think I like you much better when you're not out of your mind. *kisses the back of her hand, because his mun thinks this is absolutely the sweetest thing in the world when done properly*
LITTLE ANGEL: *lip tremble* YOU'RE MEAN!!! I don't want to talk to you anymore! *turns his back on Roger and focuses on Little Mark* Are you okay?
EMMY: That's not what I meant. You're adorable, hot, and sexy all the time. So yeah...in a way you are adorable when you're uncomfortable, but that's not what I meant by it.
MIMI: *is ignoring the other Angel because she's currently kissing the original Angel*
MOLLY: *pulls away eventuallly* I...I...*wants to say 'I love you' but is afraid to because she doesn't know if Evan feels the same*
MIMI: *backs away from Angel in disbelief* No...no...you aren't saying that. I don't know what's happened to you here, but I know that you didn't just say that! You're my Angel! We've been together for so long! This can't be happening! *sits on the floor and starts to shake uncontrollably* Don't you remember all of the good times we've had together?! You promised that you would never hurt me! Why are you doing this to me? You can't honestly tell me that you don't love me! I know you do! We're meant to be together! *starts hyperventilating*
KT blushes pink and giggles, and plus, the image of Wilson kissing KT's hand makes Chloe-mun giggle too because that's too adorable. "Oh, Wilson... what on earth am I going to do with you when I need a hip replacement and you're in a walker?" she asks, making a face and pulling his hat down his face a bit.
"Who are you calling mean?!" Roger shouts at Li'l Angel. "You can't blame me for my meanness! I'm in a state of grieving! I'm getting seriously depressed again! Where's Angel? Uh... I mean, grown up Angel! I think I want some of that Prozac she used to talk about." He looks around for her, and then sees Angel and Mimi kissing. "Oh... this is... different. Great. This is just like Mark and Maureen now! Except my girlfriend ditched me for a drag queen!"
Little Collins takes Roger's broken guitar and thows it at his head. "Don't call Angel Stupid!"
Hedwig gets all wide eyed. "Oh my god! Is there anything you can't do!"
Mark, not really being one to argue with a detective, does exactly as he is told.