EVAN: Yeah,but it's kind of...uh...
ANGEL: Me either. How about we just share,honey? I'm open to that.
COLLINS: *is very excited at the idea of two Angels*
NINA: Yeah, but it's what? Come on. You know his head better than I do, give me some ideas here.
EVAN: *has settled into the couch in a little ball and is staring intently at the burning, now mostly unrecognizable body*
ANGEL: SHARE? But - but - but -
WILSON: You know, Angel, Nina knows a lot about clones sharing beds, and according to her, it's fucking FANTASTIC.
ANGEL: Well . . . but . . . I don't know . . .
ANTHONY: What the hell, give it a shot. Worst thing that happens is you'll hate it and be stuck trying to pick Mark off Detective Green. Or you could just hope Nina'll drop a Mark clone into the RP. That could happen too. She's kind of character-greedy when it comes to her favorites.
ANGEL: Well . . . okay . . .
TEEN ANGEL: *is kissing Teen Wilson, who looks mildly petrified, having never been seduced by a teenaged drag queen before, especially not a teenaged drag queen who still wears sneakers, doesn't have a wig yet, and has yet to learn the art of applying eye makeup properly*
WILSON: *continues making puppy eyes at the apparently not-present KT*
BOHO GIRL: *thinks,wispers to Mimi* Mimi, if Angel has sex with a clone of herself does that make it masturbating?
MIMI: Masturbational intercourse....? *shrugs*
((OOC: What can I say? They're kinky...Oh and I'm totally stealing from your profile quotes! ;) ))
EVAN: *sighs and shakes his head* Nina...how did I become 'normal' in the first place? Think really hard...
((OOC: No, you're totally stealing from my fanfiction. Have you read the deleted scene?))
NINA: Uh . . . you ate some pot brownies, and met me. And then over a period of time they *waves arm at the rest of the room* hooked us up, we had sex, and now you're normal. So?
ANGEL: Ewwww! I don't do THAT!! That's disgusting!
WILSON: *is mildly offended* Hey, speak for yourself.
ANGEL: But only - only MEN do THAT!!
RODNEY: *pinches him* Baby, that's not nice. ((OOC: Rodney finally posted an entry on MySpace, and he really does call Anthony "Baby." I thought that was so sweet ^_^))
ANGEL: *sighs and looks ready to cry again; Nina has really put him/her through a LOT in fandom over the past week*
COLLINS: *rolls eyes* Come on now,that's a myth.... 99% of people do it and the other 1% are liars...
ANGEL: *giggles again*
EVAN: So....*nods over to Evan#2* Go make him normal...like what you did with me....
((OOC: Yes. I was the one who wrote the big-ass comment about the ability to think of Angel or Wilson (or both) naked...That was such a beautiful story,BTW))
ANGEL: But I DON'T!! It's all sticky and disgusting and - *continues to ramble about the disadvantages of masturbation*
WILSON: Of course, she says all this, yet she must have learned it somewhere.
TEEN WILSON: *is now happily making out with Teen Angel on the sofa*
ANTHONY: *is snickering at Teen Wilson*
NINA: But - but - I don't want to go ALONE!
EVAN: Am I . . . that . . . scary?
NINA: What? NO! But - but - okay, yeah, a little. But I think that's because I'm just not used to guys, and - Evan knows you better than I do!! *makes puppy eyes at Evan*
EVAN: Not used to guys?? What? *starts to say more but thinks better of it and walks over to Evan with the pot brownies in hand*
EVAN: Hey,Evan....ya want some brownies??
COLLINS/ANGEL: *are getting really turned on by this conversation*
BOHO GIRL: Thank god the kid isn't hear to listen to our conversation about 'mucho masturbation'....
COLLINS: Sticky,yes. Discusting? Hardly.
NINA: *blushes heavily* You're my first boyfriend. Well - except for the creepazoid from B-Tower I went on a date with once, but he doesn't count.
WILSON: Why not?
NINA: He was only in it for my chest.
WILSON: *opens his mouth and is interrupted by a loud moan from the sofa*
ANTHONY: *snickers* I guess this just goes to show you wouldn't have that problem with Wilson . . .
RODNEY: Does anyone else find it mildly disturbing that we are essentially practicing voyeurism on two underage clones of Wilson?
EVERYONE ELSE: No.
ANGEL: It IS disgusting! It's messy, and embarrassing, and it smells funny -
ANGEL: *hands on hips* Excuse me, what do you think is so funny?
EVAN: *also blushes* You were my first as well,you know.
COLLINS: THAT DOES IT! Come on,Angel! Let's go make a mess! *grabs Angel by the hand and runs off with her to the bathroom*
NINA: Really? Cool! But . . . you still know him better than I do.
EVAN: *munches on a brownie happily*
WILSON: *smiles and shakes head*
TEEN WILSON: *yells*
ANGEL: Eeek! *is pulled to the bedroom*
EVAN: *watches Evan carefully* So....how do you like the brownies....?
ANGEL: *starts kissing Collins,looks at the Angel clone and says between kisses* Feel free to join in anytime you're ready,honey.
EVAN: *munches and swallows* . . . they're . . . really good.
WILSON: Oh god. Here we go again.
ANGEL: *nervously taps other Angel on shoulder*
WILSON: *spots the makeout session on the couch and grabs his teenaged self by the beltloops* 'Scuse me. The jeans stay ON, okay?
EVAN: *smirk* That's good,that's really good.
JESSE: *rolls eyes* Wilson,don't be a spoil sport!
EVAN: *swallows* Can I have a glass of milk?
NINA: *goes to get glass of milk*
WILSON: Well excuse ME, Mr. I-got-Wilson-Heredia's-gay-virginity, I just thought you'd APPRECIATE it if I -
ANTHONY: Wait a minute. WHAT?
WILSON: If I . . . uh . . . er. *turns red*
ANGEL: *slips between Angel and Collins to kiss her sweetiepie*
JESSE: *also turns red* ....you've got a knack for not thinking before you speak,don't you?
COLLINS: *is just lovin' this*
ANGEL: *watches in fasination* Oh,that is SO hot!
WILSON: Well . . . oh, to hell with it. *lays a big one on Jesse*
ANGEL: *turns around and kisses herself*
NINA: *gives Evan milk and another brownie*
EVAN: *eats it and drinks milk* Wow . . . do the walls look a little . . . different . . . to anyone else?
EVAN: *wispering to Nina* It's working....
COLLINS: That's fucking HOT!!
((Semi-OOC: if you've got any characters with designs on Evan, now's the time to say so.))
((OOC: *cracks knuckles* Hmmm,let's see....what shall I do to little Evan...?))
((OOC: I refer to ROMANTIC designs, you sadist.))
((OOC: Going once . . . going twice . . . name it 'n claim it in the next post, chica, or he's all Nina's.))
((OOC: You can have him. ;) ))
EVAN: Oohhh . . . *tries to stand up and nearly falls over*
NINA: *catches him* Hey. Maybe you should . . . lie down. *winks at Evan*
EVAN: Okay . . .
NINA: *steers Evan toward the door that still opens into Anthony and Rodney's apartment and beckons to the other Evan*
WILSON: *snags the back of Li'l Angel's overalls* Hey, kiddo, whaddaya doing running around again?
EVAN: *comes inside with a smirk*
LITTLE ANGEL: Lookit my pretty picture! *shoves a picture of rainbows, hearts, stars (ect) in Wilson's face*