LI'L KT: *sniffles and takes an animal cracker* Thank you. *nibbles*
LITTLE EVAN: You're welcome! *smiles*
“I dunno…Probably cuz my mom and dad are brown.” Collins replies with a shrug,. “Who cares though…lets go do something fun!” Little Collins then takes a hold of little Mark’s hand and drags him into the bedroom which is currently being occupied by Angel and Collins. He walks slowly over to Collin’s pants, which (I believe are still laying on the floor) and reaches into the back pocket, pulling out two hand rolled joints. “Ooooh…” he exclaims excitedly, turning them over in his hand. “Look what I found Marky!”
Hedwig rolls her eyes. “Fine…can I least perform my song for you first?” Then, without even waiting for an answer Hedwig jumps up onto the bed and starts singing ‘Angry inch.”
My sex change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I've got is a barbie doll crotch
I've got an angry inch (and so on and so forth)
Mark nods slowly. “Well…okay…I guess I can wait…” he says, climbing on to Green’s lap. “Can we just have a couple more minutes though?”
The corpse of Adam Pascal continues to cut his clothes off
NINA: *realizes the minions are gone* Oh no! *takes off and finds Li'l Collins with the grass. Takes it and smacks his hands* Tommy, you're not supposed to go through other people's things! *carefully stashes the weed in her bra, as she doesn't know where he got it from and isn't sure what else to do with it*
*Angel and Collins come back into the room after an unsuccessful chase. Collins #2 is still trying to catch the kids*
COLLINS: *is freaking out* WHERE ARE ALL THESE KIDS COMING FROM?!?
ANGEL: It's gonna be ok,baby...remember how adorable they can be?
COLLINS: ......Hey I smell...oh my god....MY STASH!!
ANGEL: Oh dear...
***MEANWHILE,IN THE BASEMENT(pretend there's one ;)***
LITTLE ANGEL: *is tiptoeing around,very paranoid about getting nabbed by an adult*
LITTLE MIMI: *ditto,they both collide in the darkness*
LITTLE ANGEL: Mimi,is that you?
LITTLE MIMI: Huh? Angel?
LITTLE ANGEL: Yup.
LITTLE MIMI: Whew! Isn't this fun!
LITTLE ANGEL: *giggles* This is the best game of tag and hide and seek ever! And we're naked!
LITTLE MIMI: I know! That makes it better! My mommy would be so mad if she found out!
NINA: *gives Collins a dirty look* Then I take it you're the idiot who left these laying out where kids could get to them? *digs the joints out of her bra and holds them up* Go on, you guys, go color or something. *hands the joints over* Next time I flush 'em. Now if you'll excuse me, I have three other kids to find.
COLLINS: *spazes* HEY! THE KIDS JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE OK?! I HAD NO TIME TO MAKE THE PLACE KID PROOF!!
ANGEL: *pats his head* It's ok,honey...
****IN THE BASEMENT***
LITTLE ANGEL: My parents would be mad too.*snicker* Why are adults so crabby?
LITTLE MIMI: I think it's thier job or something. *shrugs* I'm thirsty.
LITTLE ANGEL: Me too...hey...what's in the 'figerator? *goes over to the cooler and pulls out a beer bottle,prys the cap off* Ooooh...this smells funny...
LITTLE MIMI: *takes the bottle from Little Angel and takes a huge gup* IT'S TASTES GOOD....in a funny way...
LITTLE ANGEL: *takes a few gulps* Hey,you're right! *hiccups and laughs*
LITTLE MIMI: *gets giddy* The room is spinning,Angel...
NINA: *appears in the basement, hauling Li'l Wilson along with her* What on earth are you guys DOING down he- why does it smell like beer down here? ((The mun refuses to explain why she knows what beer smells like . . . )) *spots the bottle* You guys, what on EARTH - come on, let's go!
*in a feat that only a veteran babysitter can manage, Nina puts Li'l Wilson on her back, hauls Li'l Mimi up into one arm, and takes Li'l Angel's hand . . . and then proceeds to lead them back upstairs* ((<-- I have, in fact, had to do this, though not going up stairs. Ouch.))
LI'L MARK: *sniffles, wanders into kitchen, spots Evan* H-hi.
EVAN: *jumps* Oh, hi. *looks at the half-eaten plate of cookies and holds one out* Want a cookie? There's too many of them for one person . . .
LI'L MARK: My mom says don't take stuff from strangers.
EVAN: *shrugs* Sorry. *pushes the plate toward the center of the table* Well, I didn't touch any of the others . . . I think that nut case they're calling Angel is the one who made them.
LI'L KT: *wanders into the kitchen, following Li'l Mark* Hi.
LITTLE ANGEL: .....I feel funny....*is staring at a random spot on the ceiling, almost trips*
LITTLE MIMI: Me too...*busts up laughing anyways*
LITTLE HEATHER: *is still bouncing on the couch*
NINA: *claps her hands* Hey, you guys! Heather, don't jump on the sofa. Mimi, Angel, Wilson, you put your clothes back on RIGHT NOW. Where's Jesse? *spots him sitting in the corner, coloring quietly* Okay, good. Mark?
ANTHONY: In the kitchen.
RODNEY: With KT.
NINA: Okay. Would you mind rounding them up, please?
ANTHONY: *nods, heads to the kitchen, and collects the minis hiding out there*
NINA: Okay, good. Evan? And Squeegeeboy? What about Maureen?
ANTHONY: . . .
RODNEY: . . .
BOTH: You're the babysitter.
NINA: Damn it . . .
Little Collins sneaks up from behind Lil' Mark and tackles him.
LI'L MARK: *is caught offguard and topples over. He begins to cry.*
NINA: *scoops Li'l Mark up off the floor* Tommy! Now that's not nice. Go sit down until you can behave. *sighs and realizes Li'l Mark scraped his hand* All right, let's take care of you, sweetheart. *heads for the bathroom to rinse off and bandage Li'l Mark's hand* ((<-- boy, is she in for a surprise, hehehehe . . . ))
LITTLE HEATHER: NO! *continues bouncing*
HEATHER: *laughs* Oh the memories...*does a double take* Wait a minute...YOU! HOW? WHERE? Ok...how did all these kids get here?!
LITTLE EVAN: I'm right here! *is eating cookies*
LITTLE MAUREEN: *climbs up onto the couch and also starts bouncing* WEEEEEE!!
NINA: *hands Li'l Mark to Evan* Here, take care of him, would you?
EVAN: . . . okay . . . *heads for the kitchen to wash Li'l Mark's hand*
NINA: *waits until the minis are in the air, then grabs one ankle each. Both come crashing down into seated positions on the abused sofa. ((<-- amazing trick that really works, actually.))* Now that's enough out of BOTH of you! You're going to sit here, and you're going to behave. Now I think what we need to do is feed these kids, and then maybe get them some baths -
LI'L WILSON: *takes Li'l KT's hand, and both sneak away to hide*
NINA: - and then we can figure out what else to do with them. Anybody got a better idea?
ANTHONY: How exactly do you plan on bathing ten kids at once?
NINA: . . . I'll think of something . . .
((wait for it . . . ))
RODNEY: At least Anthony's not -
**you guessed it**
NINA: You GUYS! Be QUIET about the kids, okay?
LI'L ANTHONY: *sits in the middle of the floor nervously, because his mother told him to never ever ever talk to strangers* ((<-- NOTICE: This li'l is available to anyone who wants him, but I'll be playing him until someone takes him off my hands))
LITTLE MAUREEN: *pouts*
LITTLE HEATHER: *glares at Nina* You..you....EGG!!!
LITTLE MIMI: I'm dizzy...
LITTLE ANGEL: I feel sick....*throws up*