Li'l Squeegeeman looks at Li'l Maureen confusedly. "Yeah you are. 'Cause you're not a boy." He then peers at Nina. "Hey lady, why're you dressing us? We're only gonna get our clothes dirty anyway, so we should just stay naked. Besides, lotsa other people in this house are naked. That's not fair."
"It's about time!" Frank says, bouncing back onto the bed over Hedwig before moving down and ripping off her underwear. "Ooh. Wow. I gotta say, that down there is actually a lot sexier than the regular male and female things."
"That's good to know," says Green, kissing Mark on the shoulder. "I always thought detective work made me smell all gross. It's nice to have someone say that."
"AHHHH!" shrieks Roger, who then bumps into April because he's not expecting Lil' Collins to be jumping on him.
"OW, Roger, that was my TONGUE!" April says uncomfortably.
Roger gives her an apologetic look before staring at the little minion who jumped on him. "Oh my God, look, it looks like Angel and Collins had kids!"
"Don't be stupid, Roger," says April. "Angel's a man, so they can't have kids. Umm... at least, I hope not. Maybe we're in one of those freaky m-preg places. And if you ask me, it looks more like Collins made a kid with himself."
"Ewwwwww," goes Roger. "Now what'd you do that for, jerk?" he asks Li'l Collins.
NINA: Because you guys are going to eat, and I don't want to be cleaning food off you in the bathtub! *has never liked such gross tasks*
((Where the hell are Angel and Collins? Rodney's arms are getting tired . . . ))
ANTHONY: *attacks 'Steve' with a shirt* Gotcha!
“Because I wanted to.” Little Collins replies (And there my friends, is five year old logic for you!)
Mark smiles, resting his head on Green’s chest. “Yeah… you smell like peppermint…which I happen to like… a lot.”
“Thanks babe.” Hedwig replies with a grin, moving her hands up and down his chest.
***ON THE ROOFTOP***
JESSE: *blinks and looks at The Corpse of Adam Pascal* Huh? Oh sorry....I was just taken by the stars...
***IN THE LOFT***
ANGEL: No,honey. Go right ahead. *kisses the top of Little Angel's head,then Angel and the Collins exit*
LITTLE ANGEL: But I'm not sleepy...*yawn*
RODNEY: *sits Li'l Angel on the bed* Okay, sweetheart. Let's see if we can find you something to sleep in. *hunts around until he finds an old T-shirt, that, by virtue of Li'l Angel's five-year-old stature, hangs down almost to his ankles* Here we go. *dresses Li'l Angel in the T-shirt, puts him to bed, and hums until Li'l Angel falls asleep*
ANTHONY: *stands in the doorway, finding this all just too cute*
NINA: *has finished dressing the minis and offers up some mac n cheese*
LITTEL HEATHER: *eyes bug out of her head* MAC N CHEESE!!! MAC N CHEESE!!!
LITTLE MAUREEN: YAY! *claps*
NINA: *serves and sits down, exhausted, and wondering why Evan has been ignoring her. Because she's been being ignored, she feels alone, and because she feels alone, she feels the need to cry. However, because she is currently babysitting an insane amount of kids, this isn't an option.*
((Woops! I forgot about him! Sorry! XD ))
LITTLE HEATHER: You are the best cook EVER! *is eating frantically*
EVAN: *plops himself down beside her,sensing the tension in the air* Nina...are you ok?
((You should be!))
NINA: Thank you! I learned from my mother. I'll tell you the secret, if you want . . . ((I really do have a mac and cheese secret. Even friends of mine who HATE mac and cheese will eat it happily when I make it . . . ))
ANTHONY: *is still standing in the doorway watching Rodney, because the mun thinks it's cute to watch two people in love watching each other*
NINA: *drops the cheerful facade and leans against Evan* Well, a little help when I was trying to get this crew to behave would have been nice . . . right now I'm just tired . . . *brushes her nice, newly-red hair absentmindedly out of face* It's not easy watching this many kids, you know.
EVAN: *cringes* Sorry...I was just...Hey,nice hair!
LITTLE HEATHER: What secret??
LITTLE MAUREEN: Oooo! Ooooo! TELL ME! I LOVE secrets! I promise I won't tell no one else!
LITTLE EVAN/LITTLE MIMI: *are devouring their meal*
NINA: When you make your mac n cheese, add a chunk of Velveeta and two shakes of pepper. ((Truth. Make the Velveeta about 1/4" to 1/2" thick, depending on how cheesy you like it.))
WILSON: *is still in the shower with KT, and Nina-mun could really use him, if KT's mun could hurry it up just a bit*
NINA: Just let me rest my eyes for a minute, okay? They burn. *leans back against Evan, closes her eyes, and promptly falls asleep without meaning to*
((I have to try that now! I LOVE Mac n Cheese!))
LITTLE MIMI: Pepper?? Hmmmm...
EVAN: *strokes the sleeping Nina's hair*
NINA: *makes one of those random sleeping noises and cuddles ^_^*
MARK: Awww. *decides to be kind and take over for Nina*
ANGEL: You know, honey, if you wanted I bet you could put her in with . . . well . . . me. You know. In there. *points at the doorway Anthony's standing in* So she doesn't get jumped on by a random babydoll . . .
(('Babydoll?' HOW CUTE! :) ))
EVAN: Good idea,Angel. *picks up Nina and carries her over into the bedroom,tucks her in*
((Awwwwww! I love being picked up and carried ^_^ And I wasn't sure what else she'd call them, so they're babydolls.))
MARK: *starts clearing up, now that the minions are fed*
ANGEL: *helps him*
EVAN: *Nina-mun doesn't remember what he was doing, so he's also helping*
RODNEY: *exits the bedroom, kisses Anthony on the cheek, and proceeds to go downstairs since Nina was talking about giving baths and the bathroom's still occupied*