ANTHONY: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
RODNEY: Er . . . there's . . . two of them . . . and I only need one . . .
ANTHONY: But two would be nice . . .
RODNEY: *covers Anthony's mouth* That's enough out of you.
MAUREEN: Terrific comeback.
HEATHER: *walks up to the two Collins and closes her eyes,starts pointing at each one*
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe,
Catch a tiger by his toe.
If he hollers let him go,
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe. *finger lands on Collins*
ANTHONY: Thank you. I thought so too.
RODNEY: The irony is, bathing children can really be quite a mess . . . all right, you two, let's go.
***IN THE BEDROOM***
NINA: *wakes up, gets out of bed, and sleepily makes her way to the bathroom. She opens the door and goes in* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *faints*
MAUREEN: *rolls eyes*
*Angel and Collins start heading to the basment when they hear Nina*
ANGEL: *worridly* What the heck was that?
EVAN: NINA!! *runs into the bedroom where,oddly enough, Little Angel is still asleep. He sees Nina on the floor in the bathroom,not even noticing KT and Wilson* Nina?! *crouches down beside her and shakes her* Are you ok? What happend?
WILSON: *realizes there are other people in the bathroom and lets out an amazing string of curse words in mixed Spanish and English, whilst trying to grab a towel to hide his girl with since the shower curtain is just one of those cheap barely-frosted things*
NINA: Uhhhnnn . . . what a nightmare . . .
RODNEY: *waits until he's sure everything is under control, and then continues leading the li'ls to Mimi's second-story apartment*
EVAN: Woops! Sorry,you guys! *drags Nina out of the bathroom*
ANGEL/COLLINS: *are following Rodney,Angel is carrying Little Mimi*
NINA: *is still groggy from her faint* I . . . I dreamed I saw Wilson naked . . . it was really scary . . .
RODNEY: *runs a bath for the kiddies in Mimi's bathroom*
((LOL! Poor Wilson! XD))
EVAN: *can't help but laugh*
***IN MIMI CHICA'S PAD***
LITTLE MIMI: Oooo! Put lotsa bubbles in it!
LITTLE MAUREEN: Yeah! Stawberry scented!
ANGEL: *puts the bubbles in*
LITTLE MIMI/LITTLE MAUREEN: YAY!!!
The corpse of Adam Pascal turns to stare at Jesse. "Well how about paying less attention to the damn stars and start paying more attention to ME??"
JESSE: *chuckles* Ok,ok! *leans in to kiss the Corpse of Adam Pascal*
((Ohh, I'm so sorry about all that! But you guys always seem to have a habit of posting a bunch when I'm at school with the LJ-blocking computers...))
KT screams at Nina's arrival and faint and hides behind Wilson. "Oh my God! The poor thing. That must have hurt a lot... But come on. I don't see how seeing you naked is scary." She smirks and then peeks back at Nina. "We should probably go help her, if we had any access to clothes or a bigger towel from here..."
"Yeah... well... that's dumb!" spats Roger at Li'l Collins. "That doesn't make any sense! But... but you know what does? I'm older than you. So, you better watch it, or you're going in time out. 'Cause I can make you!"
April slaps her hand against her forehead. "You know Roger, I'm really glad you never made me pregnant, 'cause you're a pretty bad father." She then looks at Li'l Collins. "Sweetie, just don't jump on people. It's not nice. How would you feel if someone suddenly jumped on you?"
"You're VERY welcome," Frank mumbles into Hedwig's neck. "Now off with the top... that sexy bottom can only be paired with an equally sexy upper half."
"Aww, you're sweet," Green says. "That's 'cause I always take a lotta breath mints with me, and peppermints my favorite flavor. And if you really wanna smell them, I know where they smell really nice..."
WILSON: *sigh* I hate being the one who always has to point out this is the demented RPG . . . *is clothed* Let's go make sure she hasn't concussed herself, shall we?
NINA: *hazily* I . . . I really didn't want to ever see that . . . I'm never going to be able to watch that flasher scene with a . . . a straight face . . . ever again . . .
MARK: Come on, Roger. Leave the kid alone. At least he hasn't started screaming about the government yet, right?
"Yeah...well you're dumb!" Little Collins counters, sticking his tongue out at Roger. "And you wanna know what else?? You CAN'T put me in time out because only my dad can do that...and you aren't my dad!"
"Oooh..." Mark squeals, getting excited. "Where do they smell really nice."
"I'll leave removing my top to you." Hedwig whispers, winking suggestively at Frank
The corpse of Adam Pascal wraps his arms loosely around Jesse’s shoulders and kisses him fiercely
EVAN: *presses a wet washcloth to Nina's face* Shhhhhh,it's gonna be ok...
***IN MIMI's PAD***
LITTLE MIMI: *splashes around happily*
LITTLE MAUREEN: *scoops up some bubbles and smears them on her chin* Look...I'm Santa Clause!
"Oh. Right," KT says, opening the shower door. "Geez, I feel like a Sim..." She steps out, taking Wilson's hand and walking toward Nina and Evan. "Is she gonna be okay? Aside from that... random babbling?"
Roger shrugs at Mark. "I guess. He better not know anything about the government, because I don't even know what regular Collins is talking about in the first place... and you know what, kid?" he says, turning back to Li'l Collins. "I may not know exactly who your dad is, but I know your older self and his girlfriend, so ya know what, I can go ask them to put themself in time-out, and then you'll have to!" He pokes Li'l Collins in the chest. "Whatcha gonna do about that?"
Green raises his eyebrows at Mark. "Sure you wanna know?" He grins. "Guess."
"Oooh, more fun for me," Frank snickers, before pulling on Hedwig's top to get it off.