((Whatever you guys want KT to say okay to, it's fine. Though I tried looking for what was okay and I'm lost. But sorry for leaving you guys hanging))
KT looks over at Nina on the bed. "Well... I mean, since she's unconscious and everything, I guess if you really wanted to, you could.... well, you know. It's true. It's not like she isn't virtually pretending to do it on the IMDB boards anyway. Strange girl."
"OH!" Frank screams. "Yess..." He then leans down and starts kissing Hedwig all over her chest.
"You can't guess?" Green asks, with a grin. Green starts kissing Mark again, and poking his tongue at his lips.
Roger looks infuriated at being outsmarted by a little kid. "I don't care! I can't just let it go!" he says to Mark. Looking at Li'l Collins he adds, "Yeah, well... I didn't want to be your friend anyway! I think your adult self is a lot nicer!"
"He doesn't know he HAS an adult self, Roger," April reminds him. "Don't scar him more than he already is."
"Who're you to talk about that?" Roger questions.
April brushes it off and pulls something out of the sofa and offers it toward Li'l Collins. "Here, do you want some Cap'n Crunch? Wilson and KT had sex all over it, but it's still okay." Then she starts eating some.
"Oh man, April. You're just sick," Roger says, wrinkling his nose.
"What? It tastes fine!" April insists. "It tastes like... a cauldron of hot strong love. Mmmmm."
EVAN: Whaaat?! NO! That's just too...too...necrophiliac-ish...
JONATHAN:...And being a pedophile is worse than that? *Mimi smacks him in the back of the head* OW!!
LITTLE HEATHER: What's a pedophile?
WILSON: Actually, it's called somnophilia. *pause* Technically, nobody should be doing anything.
ANTHONY: Don't worry about it, hon.
LITTLE MAUREEN: What's somnophilia??
BOHO GIRL: Have you seen Sleeping Beauty? ((snicker!))
"I told you I'm not good at guessing games." Mark whines, opening his mouth sligtly to allow Green's tongue to slip inside.
Hewdig moans softly, her nails digging into Frank's back. "I swear to god, if you ever stop doing that I'm going to kill you."
Little Collins crosses his arms over his chest and stomps his foot. "That's the POINT stupid!! My adult self isn't going to be your friend...and then you aren't going to have ANY friends at all!"
The corpse of Adam Pascal pushes Jesse onto his back and starts doing inappropriate things to him. "I love you man...seriousfuckingly."
****IN THE BEDROOM***
LITTLE ANGEL: *yawns and sits up*
JESSE: *groans* I love you too,man. *kisses him again*
*Collins and Angel walk out into another bedroom*
COLLINS: Dang! Just how many bedrooms are in this place??
ANGEL: No idea,honey.
*the two stare at eachother*
COLLINS: *pulls Angel into the closet with him and locks the door* Time for some Thanksgiving sex! *turns off the light*
ANGEL: *squeals and laughs* Ok but afterwards you and I have to help Mimi-chica make dinner.
COLLINS: Uh-huh...*kisses her*
***IN THE LOFT***
JONATHAN: *realizes that Collins and Angel have disappeared* So um...do you still need help bathing the little ones? 'Cause I could...
RODNEY: Yeah. We'll never get through all of them if I'm trying to control two at a time . . . Baby, a little help?
ANTHONY: *is terrified of small children* Uh . . . sure . . .
JONATHAN: Ok so...are Wilson and Mark next?
***IN THE CLOSET***
COLLINS: *groans* Dang,girl! Where'd you learn that?
ANGEL: *giggles* Lets just say I know you better than you know yourself...OH GOD! Collins,honey...!
COLLINS: Yes? *chuckles*
ANGEL: *bites lip* Don't stop...
***IN THE KITCHEN***
MIMI: *looks around*....Where's Angel,chica? She and Collins are supposed to help me make dinner...
*banging sounds are coming from the closet* ;)
"Oh... well, okay then," KT says, giving another sympathetic glance at Nina lying unconscious. "Where'd you learn about all of that?" she asks Wilson.
"Hmmmm?" Green mutters, much too preoccupied with his tongue in Mark's mouth. "Oh... uh, well, the answer was my mouth. Uh. You know. 'Cause I have peppermints and then we were French kissing, so then you got to taste peppermints and... yeah. I guess that was kind of lame. Sorry 'bout that. I never had too much fun things going on before I met you. Everything was always real serious business."
"Is that a promise?" Frank asks, kissing further down Hedwig's body. "Because I just love the smell of sex and wild passion mixed with violence."
"Sure your adult self is!" says Roger, refusing to be outsmarted by a little kid. "'Cause he already is! So... so there! Why don't you just do something appropriate for your age, like take a nap or something?
April hears the banging sounds and smirks. "Ooh! Sounds like someone's back having fun in the closet!" she giggles, wandering over to Mimi. "I'll help make dinner with you! Roger's being a retard again."
WILSON: From Anthony.
ANTHONY: What the hell? Stop trying to blame everything on ME, man!
WILSON: You're the self-proclaimed pervert.
ANTHONY: You're a pervert too. You just haven't self-proclaimed yourself because you're ashamed of it.
NINA: *is unconscious*
RODNEY: All right. Wil, Markie, come on.
LI'L WILSON: NO! *runs away*
LI'L MARK: *quietly submits to being led to his doom . . . er, the bath*
JONATHAN: *catches Little Wilson in his arms and picks him up. With great difficulty he tries to carry the squirming tyke downstairs*
****IN THE KITCHEN***
MIMI: *breathes a sigh of releif* Thank you! Could you put the turkey in the oven while I start on the potatoes?