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Post #4 . . . [Nov. 12th, 2006|12:29 am]
The IMDb Demented RENT RPG



JONATHAN: *falls to the floor,worshipping the voice of this Goddess*;) OH GREAT GODDESS FROM ABOVE!! I've been having a terrible case of writer's block lately...what do you suggest? You could be the inspiration I've been seeking!

HEATHER: *rolls eyes*



NINA-MUN: *sits at her computer, cackling and absolutely LOVING this*

From: angel_d_s
2006-11-25 01:59 am (UTC)
ANGEL: *blush*

COLLINS: *is lying on the floor,gasping for air. Twitching ever so often.*

JONATHAN: *comforts Little Marky*
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[User Picture]From: prof_remuslupin
2006-11-25 08:05 am (UTC)
"Yep," says April, reaching for the turkey before going over toward the oven and opening it. "I just hope Collins doesn't get too upset about Thanksgiving this year. This one time, he was on a hard-core vegetarian road, and he almost threw our turkey out the window before launching into his anarchist rant. Roger was sobbing, because he was just really hungry and... oh, look, uh, there's Collins over there... Hey, Collins. Have fun in that closet?"

KT giggles and wraps her arms around Wilson again. "It's okay, Wilson. We all know how perverted and sexual you are anyway, so you might as well just be open about it. It's already obvious as it is, with all your impromptu dirty jokes."
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From: cornwhore
2006-11-25 10:06 pm (UTC)
"Cross my heart." Hedwig replies, nipping playfully at Frank's neck.

Mark moans softly and starts swirling his tongue around with Detective Green's.

"NO HE ISN'T!" Little Collins screams, kicking Roger in the shin. "And I'm NOT going to take a nap!!"

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From: angel_d_s
2006-11-26 12:52 am (UTC)
COLLINS: Yeah until it locked on us! Then the walls started to close in...

MIMI: *laughs*

ANGEL: *pats his head* Come on,let's go help them make dinner. Cooking will make you feel better. *sits down at the table and begins to help Mimi peel potatoes*

COLLINS: *sniff* I smell...meat...

MIMI: *rolls eyes*
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-11-26 04:08 am (UTC)
MARK: That's enough, Tommy. *pulls him off Roger and sets him on the coffee table*

WILSON: *shrugs and gives one of those "you-gotta-love-me-I'm-cute" smiles* Sorry.

ANTHONY: *rolls his eyes*

RODNEY: Wilson, that wasn't nice. Now say you're sorry.

LI'L WILSON: *pouts and is intolerably cute* Sorry.

LI'L MARK: *sniffles*
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From: angel_d_s
2006-11-26 05:45 am (UTC)

JESSE: *has never slept with a corpse before so he is slightly nervous*
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[User Picture]From: prof_remuslupin
2006-11-26 07:49 am (UTC)
"No, you don't, Collins. You smell potatoes," April insists. "But, in the event that you were to smell meat... like, say, a turkey, I'll just remind you that this is NOT a meeting of PETA, okay?"

"OHHHH!" Roger yells, clutching his leg and rubbing at it violently. "That wasn't very nice! What'd you just put him on the table for, Mark? That behavior deserves punishment." Roger then turns around and whines, "Collllllins.... your younger self just kicked me, and it still hurts! I'm going to have a big bruise all over my shin!"

"And stab it with an arrow," Frank says, rubbing his hand over Hedwig's heart while giggling as Hedwig nips at him."Only figuratively, of course, darling. But we can go stab someone else later if you feel like it."

Green has developed a new favorite pasttime: having Mark's tongue in his mouth and sticking his own in Mark's mouth. As he continues to do so and embrace Mark, he thinks he could do this just about all day.

"It's fine," KT nods, hugging him again and ignoring Anthony. "So, perverts. What do you suppose we go do now?" she asks, looking longingly over toward the bedroom.

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From: cornwhore
2006-11-26 06:57 pm (UTC)
"Oooh Yes!!" Hedwig squeals, sucking on a particular spot near Frank's collarbone for a moment, leaving a large and rather noticeable mark.

Little Collins hops off of the table and runs into the bathroom in which little Wilson and Mark are taking their baths. "He climbs into the bathtub with them, still fully clothed. “HI GUYS!”

“It’s okay baby.” The corpse of Adam Pascal assures Jesse. “It’s not much different than having sex with a living person.”

Mark proceeds in pushing his tongue farther down Detective Green’s throat, moaning loudly all the while.
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-11-26 09:18 pm (UTC)
RODNEY: *sighs* Oh dear.

LI'L MARK: *eyes go wide, and he cowers*

LI'L WILSON: *squeals and splashes Li'l Collins* Why are you wearing clothes?

ANTHONY: *tosses something out the window. It lands on the roof of Green's car and makes a loud and unignorable thudding sound* OY, BITCHES! KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE TONSIL SURGERY!!

WILSON: Um . . . tonsil surgery?

ANTHONY: Yeah. They're really getting it on out there.

NINA: *is magically awake* But technically since this is an RPG, they can't leave this building, can they? Because if they did, they'd just end up in some sort of weird deserty place like in the live-action version of Beetlejuice. It's not possible. We're in another dimension now.
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From: cornwhore
2006-11-26 09:30 pm (UTC)
Mark momentarily pulls his tongue out of Green’s mouth and sticks his head out the window. “Shut up bitch!” he yells up to Anthony. “You’re just jealous!”

“Cuz I am!” Little Collins replies, splashing little Wilson right back.
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[User Picture]From: prof_remuslupin
2006-11-26 09:40 pm (UTC)
KT darts over toward the window. "Come on, Anthony, that wasn't very nice to do." After glancing down, she hears Nina. "Oh, you're awake!" She then hops over and sits next to her. "But I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about. Maybe you have a fever," KT suggests, holding her hand up to feel Nina's forehead.

Green swears loudly because he and Mark had to stop making out, and also because there's probably a large dent in his car now, and sticks his head out the other window. "HEY MAN! KEEP YO' SHIT OFF MY CAR! IF YOU CAN'T STOP BEING JEALOUS, GO FIND THAT BOYFRIEND OF YOURS AND GET IT ON WIT HIM!"

"Oh...." Frank moans. "I like this plan so much..." he says, licking Hedwig's earlobe. "But before the violence begins, more kinky sex please."
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From: cornwhore
2006-11-26 09:49 pm (UTC)
Mark snuggles up against Green. "It's okay baby" he whispers, running his hands up and down Green's chest. "Ignore him, he's just angry that no one loves him so he's taking it out on us."

"Kinky sex is my middle name honey." Hedwig says, licking Frank's cheek.
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-11-26 09:51 pm (UTC)

WILSON: Calm down, man.

ANTHONY: They're being stupid!

WILSON: *shrugs* Talk to the shemale. It knows EVERYTHING.

NINA: I think I have bronchitis in real life, but that wouldn't affect me here, would it?
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From: angel_d_s
2006-11-26 11:48 pm (UTC)

COLLINS: *rolls his eyes and turns his attention to Roger* Uh,yeah...sorry 'bout that. *starts on the parsnips*

LITTLE ANGEL: *walks into the kitchen* Whatchya doin'?

ANGEL: *smiles* Making dinner. You feel any better,honey?

LITTLE ANGEL: *nods* Much better!


JESSE: Well...ok...Here goes!


EVAN: Hey Nina! How are you feeling?

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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-11-26 11:50 pm (UTC)

((Awww! I love Li'l Angel ^_^))

NINA: . . . uhnnn . . . I just . . . I remember . . . *points at Wilson* You were naked! *and KT* And - and YOU were naked! *and Evan* And - I don't THINK you were naked, but I could be wrong. What the hell! *coughs heavily*
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