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Post #4 . . . [Nov. 12th, 2006|12:29 am]
The IMDb Demented RENT RPG



JONATHAN: *falls to the floor,worshipping the voice of this Goddess*;) OH GREAT GODDESS FROM ABOVE!! I've been having a terrible case of writer's block lately...what do you suggest? You could be the inspiration I've been seeking!

HEATHER: *rolls eyes*



NINA-MUN: *sits at her computer, cackling and absolutely LOVING this*

From: angel_d_s
2006-12-05 03:48 am (UTC)
COLLINS#2: *snickers* Well, you're right about that...
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From: cornwhore
2006-12-05 09:48 pm (UTC)
"Yeah..." Little Collins agrees. "It is a nice valcano isn't it?" And with that he picks up the gravy. "Watch this everyone... I'm gonna make it explode!!"

Mark blinks, staring at, the man fondly known as 'THAT GUY' "Ummmm"...he mutters before spotting Detective Green. "AHHH!! OH MY GOD!!" he screams, running over to him and hugging him tightly, sobbing against his chest.
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 03:50 am (UTC)
ALL OF HEATHER-MUN'S KIDDIES: *cheer Little Collins on*
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 03:53 am (UTC)
NINA: *by way of that mysterious third eye all mothers and babysitters have, makes her way rapidly into the kitchen* Oh, no you don't! *takes the gravy away* Now eat properly, or you'll go to bed without dinner. *eats a piece of cranberry jelly*
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 02:17 pm (UTC)
LITTLE ANGEL: Awwww...*starts eating 'properly'*

LITTLE MIMI: But we were having fun....
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 05:13 pm (UTC)
NINA: Fun for you, mess for me. Eat and then go color or something.

WILSON: Better start on the ham now.

ANTHONY: . . . *is a veggie*

NINA: Why?

WILSON: If you don't, we won't be -

NINA: Back before New Year's Day! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

WILSON: *anime sweatdrop* I was going to say EATING before New Year's, but whatever.
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 06:18 pm (UTC)
COLLINS: ....meat....*shudders*

LITTLE MIMI: Can we color on the walls?


DAPHNE: *jumps into the room* Take me ouuuut tonight! Meow...HA!! *crotch grab*

LITTLE MAUREEN: *stares at the crotch grab in wonder*

DAPHNE: *snaps out of it* Woah! I'm sorry...it's a reflex...

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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 06:45 pm (UTC)
NINA: Nobody said you had to eat it. Go play with Anthony, or something.

ANTHONY: *shrug* ((does anybody know precisely why he's a veggie? I know he is one, but I'm not sure if it's an animal-cruelty thing or a health thing or if he's just not big on meat . . . ))

NINA: NO. Anyone coloring on the walls will be smacked and put in time out, AND YOU WILL STAY THERE.

WILSON: Well, that was . . . random.
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 06:48 pm (UTC)
COLLINS: *gives Nina a look*


DAPHNE: *walks away in a daze*

EVAN: Yep. Random.
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 06:55 pm (UTC)
NINA: Sweetheart, I'm only a meanie to you. I'm sure Evan thinks I'm very nice.

ANTHONY: . . .

NINA: And Collins, you can stop looking at me like that. I'm not big on tofu, okay? Actually, I think tofu tastes like leftovers from Resurrection City.

WILSON: From where?

NINA: Resurrection City. It's my mom's refrigerator. She puts food in dead, and two months later she takes it out covered in new life.
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 07:04 pm (UTC)
LITTLE MAUREEN: So why are you a big fat,poo-poo head meanie to me and not to him? *points*

EVAN: Uh... *can't help but smirk*

COLLINS: It's better than slaughtering poor innocent animals! You know that ham they're putting in the oven? That's BABE the pig!

ALL OF HEATHER-MUN'S KIDDIES: *scream in horror*

ANGEL: HONEY! *smacks him lightly* That wasn't very nice! You're scaring them!
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 07:14 pm (UTC)
NINA: Because Evan knows how to behave, and you obviously don't. Do I have to belt you into your chair, or are you going to stop squirming? ((I've actually had to do this. It made me feel so mean . . . ))


WILSON: Collins! Come on. Babe was a - Anthony, help me out here. Wasn't Babe the one with the spider?

ANTHONY: *patiently* Babe was the sheep-pig.

WILSON: Right. Babe was the sheep-pig. You don't kill a sheep-pig!

NINA: *pulls Li'l Wilson and Li'l Mark into her lap, and cuddles the other two* The animals people eat are raised special for people, kiddos. I promise you're not eating Babe.

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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 07:22 pm (UTC)
LITTLE MAUREEN: I'm not squirming! I'm asking you questions,poopy head!

COLLINS: *to Wilson with a self satisfied grin* Yes?

ANGEL: Tsk,tsk. *kneels down and comforts as many kids as she can*

LITTLE MIMI: *jumps up* SAVE BABE!!! *grabs the ham and tries to run off with it*
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 07:36 pm (UTC)
EVAN-CLONE: *takes the ham* Come on, you guys. *gets down on his knees on the floor so he's not towering over the kids, and hooks a couple of them so they're not running off* Look, the animals we get meat from are raised special so we can eat meat. It's not like we're going out and, I don't know, killing rabbits right out of people's back yards. I saw a pork pig once. They're actually really ugly, and they're kind of mean. I promise the ham isn't Babe.

WILSON: *goggles* I think that's the most I've ever heard him say at one time.

ANTHONY: *smacks Collins* Come on. I don't eat meat either, but that's no reason to traumatize these poor kids, okay?
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 07:41 pm (UTC)
HEATHER: *gapes at Evan clone*

BOHO GIRL: *whispers to Heather* Is he...turning normal?

COLLINS: Ouch! Son of a-
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