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Post #4 . . . [Nov. 12th, 2006|12:29 am]
The IMDb Demented RENT RPG



JONATHAN: *falls to the floor,worshipping the voice of this Goddess*;) OH GREAT GODDESS FROM ABOVE!! I've been having a terrible case of writer's block lately...what do you suggest? You could be the inspiration I've been seeking!

HEATHER: *rolls eyes*



NINA-MUN: *sits at her computer, cackling and absolutely LOVING this*

[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 03:53 am (UTC)
NINA: *by way of that mysterious third eye all mothers and babysitters have, makes her way rapidly into the kitchen* Oh, no you don't! *takes the gravy away* Now eat properly, or you'll go to bed without dinner. *eats a piece of cranberry jelly*
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 02:17 pm (UTC)
LITTLE ANGEL: Awwww...*starts eating 'properly'*

LITTLE MIMI: But we were having fun....
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 05:13 pm (UTC)
NINA: Fun for you, mess for me. Eat and then go color or something.

WILSON: Better start on the ham now.

ANTHONY: . . . *is a veggie*

NINA: Why?

WILSON: If you don't, we won't be -

NINA: Back before New Year's Day! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

WILSON: *anime sweatdrop* I was going to say EATING before New Year's, but whatever.
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 06:18 pm (UTC)
COLLINS: ....meat....*shudders*

LITTLE MIMI: Can we color on the walls?


DAPHNE: *jumps into the room* Take me ouuuut tonight! Meow...HA!! *crotch grab*

LITTLE MAUREEN: *stares at the crotch grab in wonder*

DAPHNE: *snaps out of it* Woah! I'm sorry...it's a reflex...

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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 06:45 pm (UTC)
NINA: Nobody said you had to eat it. Go play with Anthony, or something.

ANTHONY: *shrug* ((does anybody know precisely why he's a veggie? I know he is one, but I'm not sure if it's an animal-cruelty thing or a health thing or if he's just not big on meat . . . ))

NINA: NO. Anyone coloring on the walls will be smacked and put in time out, AND YOU WILL STAY THERE.

WILSON: Well, that was . . . random.
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 06:48 pm (UTC)
COLLINS: *gives Nina a look*


DAPHNE: *walks away in a daze*

EVAN: Yep. Random.
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 06:55 pm (UTC)
NINA: Sweetheart, I'm only a meanie to you. I'm sure Evan thinks I'm very nice.

ANTHONY: . . .

NINA: And Collins, you can stop looking at me like that. I'm not big on tofu, okay? Actually, I think tofu tastes like leftovers from Resurrection City.

WILSON: From where?

NINA: Resurrection City. It's my mom's refrigerator. She puts food in dead, and two months later she takes it out covered in new life.
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 07:04 pm (UTC)
LITTLE MAUREEN: So why are you a big fat,poo-poo head meanie to me and not to him? *points*

EVAN: Uh... *can't help but smirk*

COLLINS: It's better than slaughtering poor innocent animals! You know that ham they're putting in the oven? That's BABE the pig!

ALL OF HEATHER-MUN'S KIDDIES: *scream in horror*

ANGEL: HONEY! *smacks him lightly* That wasn't very nice! You're scaring them!
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 07:14 pm (UTC)
NINA: Because Evan knows how to behave, and you obviously don't. Do I have to belt you into your chair, or are you going to stop squirming? ((I've actually had to do this. It made me feel so mean . . . ))


WILSON: Collins! Come on. Babe was a - Anthony, help me out here. Wasn't Babe the one with the spider?

ANTHONY: *patiently* Babe was the sheep-pig.

WILSON: Right. Babe was the sheep-pig. You don't kill a sheep-pig!

NINA: *pulls Li'l Wilson and Li'l Mark into her lap, and cuddles the other two* The animals people eat are raised special for people, kiddos. I promise you're not eating Babe.

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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 07:22 pm (UTC)
LITTLE MAUREEN: I'm not squirming! I'm asking you questions,poopy head!

COLLINS: *to Wilson with a self satisfied grin* Yes?

ANGEL: Tsk,tsk. *kneels down and comforts as many kids as she can*

LITTLE MIMI: *jumps up* SAVE BABE!!! *grabs the ham and tries to run off with it*
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 07:36 pm (UTC)
EVAN-CLONE: *takes the ham* Come on, you guys. *gets down on his knees on the floor so he's not towering over the kids, and hooks a couple of them so they're not running off* Look, the animals we get meat from are raised special so we can eat meat. It's not like we're going out and, I don't know, killing rabbits right out of people's back yards. I saw a pork pig once. They're actually really ugly, and they're kind of mean. I promise the ham isn't Babe.

WILSON: *goggles* I think that's the most I've ever heard him say at one time.

ANTHONY: *smacks Collins* Come on. I don't eat meat either, but that's no reason to traumatize these poor kids, okay?
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 07:41 pm (UTC)
HEATHER: *gapes at Evan clone*

BOHO GIRL: *whispers to Heather* Is he...turning normal?

COLLINS: Ouch! Son of a-
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 07:52 pm (UTC)
RODNEY: *reaches way, way up and claps a hand over Collins' mouth* Not in front of the kids.

LI'L WILSON: So . . . eating pig is a GOOD thing?

EVAN: It's up to you, but sure.
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From: angel_d_s
2006-12-06 07:53 pm (UTC)
COLLINS: Mmmmmmmmph!

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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-12-06 07:54 pm (UTC)
RODNEY: *is not dissuaded*

EVAN: *grins shyly*

NINA: *wipes forehead*

NINA-MUN: *really needs to go to a reception in a few minutes*
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