NINA: *comes through swatting at random people* That's ENOUGH! Markie's trying to sleep, and I am NOT cleaning this up, so somebody ELSE better have a few plans! *Gives Teh Nina Glare of Evil Death (TM) to all other characters*
WILSON: . . . running around naked in private is a completely different thing, KT.
ANTHONY: *sighs and starts undressing kids, leaving them in their underwear* This stuff's gonna have to go in the wash . . .
EVAN: *starts collecting bits and pieces of clothing to rinse in the sink before putting them in the washer* Um . . . do we even have a washer and dryer?
NINA: *to Li'l Angel* Come on, sweetheart. Let's get you in the tub.
The Corpse of Adam Pascal notices Collins #2
. "OH MY GOD!" he squeals, clutching his hand over his heart, or where his heart would be assuming he still had one. "How long have you been standing there?"
Hedwig smiles, squeezing Frank's hand. "Yeah, I guess so, but when you really think about it, we're pretty much all just worthless bums wandering around slowly with no purpose.It's just that some of us are more...sexy...than others.
Little Collins sends a death Glare in Roger's direction. "You evil person! Why did you throw lasagna at Angel? And by the way... your 'rocker hair' wasn't even that sexy to begin with!!"
Mark closes his eyes, trying to picture Detective Green in a Dorothy Costume and then starts giggling like a little girl.
MARILYN MANSON: *drops in front of Frank and Hedwig* ((BTW, do with him what you will ^_^))
NINA: Tommy, that's ENOUGH. Angel, sweetheart, let's get you in the tub. Tommy, you too.
ANGEL: *kisses Markie happily*
"Ahh, I love onion rings!" Cha-Cha cries excitedly. "Oh my God, Amazing Grace makes the BEST onion rings on Friday nights." She giggles happily, and then pauses. "Oh. Uh... on the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... six queens a bitchin', FIVE ONION RINGS!! Four new movies, three boxes of Cap'n Crunch, two rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!"
Roger opens his mouth stupidly and points around between Little Angel and Little Collins. "But I didn't-- she went and-- I mean, he went and-- look, I didn't do that on purpose, okay! And even though you're going to be gay unless you already are, I'd still find it disturbing if YOU thought my hair was sexy. I don't want YOU to think my hair is sexy. There have only been three people in my life who I've ever wanted to think that." He glances ashamedly at Nina, and then points swiftly at Li'l Collins. "He started it."
"Only a little. But it's not like you don't like to do it. I found some of your baby photos in your room," KT says. "Although... I think earlier before we started making out on the couch for the millionth time, I saw a miniature you running around naked anyway..."
Green is in deep concentration, when he hears Mark snickering at him. He opens an eye. "Stop laughing! ... I played the Lion one time back in elementary school when we had a mandatory Wizard of Oz show. Now, I think it's only gonna work if you concentrate and say it with me."
"True," Frank muses. "Definitely some are more sexy. But I am not a bum, thank you." His eyes then suddenly widen and then fill with fury as Marilyn Manson suddenly appears. "YOU! Damn, we didn't even have time to get all the supplies!" He thinks quick on his feet and then pulls out a stake and tries to see if he can get rid of Marilyn Buffy-the-Vampire-Slayer style.
: *smirk* For,like,...4 minutes!
EVAN: *is cleaning up the mess* There's a washing machine over there...*points to a corner*
COLLINS: *laughs at Cha Cha's little out burst* On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...seven 'Merry Christmas bitches',six queens a bitchin',FIIIVE ONION RIIINGS! Four new movies,three Cap'n Crunch boxes,two rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!
***THE FIRE ESCAPE***
ANGEL: *hears Cha Cha and Collins singing* Oooo! I love this song!
LITTLE ANGEL: Ok,Aunt Nina. *follows Nina* It's alright,Tommy. He didn't mean it. *turns back to Roger* It's ok Uncle Roger,I forgive you! *smiles* Baths can be fun anyways! 'Specially if they got bubbles!
Mark bites his tongue. "Sorry...I was just picturing you in a Dorothy costume...it was really cute!"
"Hold on!" Hedwig says, reaching into her back pocket. "I might be able to help." And with that she pulls out a Paris Hilton CD. "Sorry it isn't Lindsay Lohan, but it's the best I can do under the circumstances."
Little Collins sticks his tongue out at Roger before following Nina and little Angel to the bathroom.
April hears this and pauses to listen to Cha-Cha and Collins sing. "Hey! Those ain't the words! Although I think I like these more..."
"On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... eight Miss Flawless crowds, seven 'Merry Christmas bitches', six queens a bitchin, FIIIVE ONION RIIINGS!" Cha-Cha goes on, doing a twirl. "Four new movies, three Cap'n crunch boxes, two rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!"
Green snorts. "Really? I dunno how that'd go along. Especially that hair... I think I'll leave that to Judy Garland."
"That works!" Frank says, nodding at Hedwig happily, "That skanky ho is just as bad. I want to rip out those fake blonde extensions from her dumb heiress head. But for now, she'll have to wait. Mmm, now we need a CD player so we can put on that horrid 'Stars are Blind'. More like 'Ears Went Deaf'."
Roger waves awkwardly at Little Angel and then sticks his tongue back at Little Collins. "Yeah, yeah... I'll get you," he says, reaching for a glob of mashed potatoes and stuffing it in his mouth.
NINA: Roger, if you want to act like a five-year-old, I can stand you in the corner. Or get somebody to spank you. Someone who WON'T let you get any kind of gratification out of it. Like . . . my mom.
WILSON: Yeah, but - that was when I was a KID! I mean, come on. You said it yourself, I don't usually "parade" anywhere . . . not that you'd mind it if I did.
MARILYN MANSON: *eyes bulge in terror. He screams/squeals/yells (whatever is most appropriate, as the mun thinks MM is ugly as fuck and has NO desire to see anything he's been in) and tries to run away*
COLLINS: On the ninth day of Chirstmas my true love gave to me... nine drag queens dancing,eight Miss Flawless crowds, seven 'Merry Christmas bitches', six queens a bitchin', FIIIVE ONION RIIIINGS, four new movies, three Cap'n Crunch boxes,two rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!
"But Judy Garland isn't NEAR anywhere as sexy as you are!" Mark pouts.
"Well today, Frank, is your lucky day! I came prepared!" Hedwig grins, reaching into her purse and pulling out a CD player. "Here ya go!"
Little Collins tears his clothes off and starts running around the bathroom. "Wooooohooooo!!!!"
: *shakes his head,snickering* Really...the ROOF of all places!
LITTLE ANGEL: *laughs*
*Little do the bohemians know that Richard Gomez is stalking them from afar....* ;)
Roger gasps in horror. "Eww, no! That's not cool! I don't wanna be spanked by your mom, and I'm not acting like a five year old! That's just gross. I wouldn't even want Mrs. Cohen on me. So cut it out. Although... actually, I wouldn't mind being spanked by Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's mom..."
"That's good to know," Green smiles. "'Cause otherwise, I wouldn't let you watch any of her films again. Now let's get outta here." He grips Mark's hands tighter and starts tapping his heels together again. "There's no place like home!" And magically, they land back in the loft. Well, the bathroom where Lil Collins and Little Angel and Nina are, but close enough....
Frank grabs Marilyn by the shoulder roughly. "Oh no you don't! First, you're going to SUFFER, and then, you're going to DIE, mister." He then pulls a boombox out of nowhere, and sticks in Paris Hilton's CD. "Here, love, take these," he says, handing Hedwig some ear plugs. "It hasn't started yet, and I feel my ears bleeding already."
Cha-Cha grabs Collins's arm and starts do-si-do-ing with him. "On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... ten thousand dollars, nine drag queens dancing, eight Miss Flawless crowds, seven 'Merry Christmas bitches', six queens a bitchin', FIIIVE ONION RIIIINGS! Four new movies, three Cap'n Crunch boxes,two rollerblades, and a bottle of AZT!"
"No, you don't normally, but it's sure not like you're ashamed of anything." KT points out. "If you had to go parade around naked, I don't doubt that you would."
((Richard Gomez, YAY! I mean... nay. Bad man... bad man...))