EVAN: Those - those PEOPLE! *mimics* Why did you do it, Evan? Tell us why you did it! What do you see when you look at this picture, Evan? Are you having any deviant thoughts today, Evan? *starts to cry* I WASN'T TRYING TO DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!
NINA: *hears Evan's distress-cry and scoots back into the living room, where she offers him a bottle of water* Evan, calm down, sweetheart. You're with friends. *spots Molly* Oh, hello. Are you a KT clone?
MOLLY: *to Nina* No, I'm KT's sister, Molly. *back to Evan* No I'm not! I don't even know what you're talking about! I've never even seen that episode of Law & Order SVU! *starts crying* I just thought you looked like a nice guy, and it's so hard to find one of those anymore. I just wanted to talk and get to know you! What is so wrong with that? *sobs* Whatever you might have done, I don't care about it. It's in the past now. I just want to get to know you because you seem like the type of guy I would be interested in! I tried to be nice and you won't even talk to me! *continues to cry*
MOLLY: *wipes a few tears away* Yes. I mean it. I just want to talk. I don't have any ulterior motives, except for wanting to get to know you, and have you get to know me. I've never met anyone like you before.
(((I don't believe it, but I actually met a guy the other day who was just like Evan. He looked like Evan, played the piano since he was a little kid, and his name was Evan too)))
KT takes a good look at her clone and completely passes out onto the floor.
April pulls out what she thinks is an official document, but is too high to notice that it's just the receipt from all the Thanksgiving food. She stands next to Mimi and then looks at the KT Clone. "As whatever the name of that creepy looking midget guy, I cordially examined her! And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead." Then she pauses to shrug. "Well, it's sad, but that's okay. I think there were too many people here anyway."
Roger gasps happily. "You're right, Jesse L. Martin! It totally DOES rhyme! That'll make an awesome book. And... and you know what, Jesse L. Martin? I think you've inspired me to go write a song now!"
Green jumps into the tub with Mark. "But I make bathtime a lot more fun than that duck does, right?"
"Hmm... now where will we go?" Frank puts his finger to his lips and ponders. "Ahhah. I know. Let's go to Moondance Diner and insist that they give us a free meal or else we'll serve one of their employees as the main dish."