KT takes a good look at her clone and completely passes out onto the floor.
April pulls out what she thinks is an official document, but is too high to notice that it's just the receipt from all the Thanksgiving food. She stands next to Mimi and then looks at the KT Clone. "As whatever the name of that creepy looking midget guy, I cordially examined her! And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead." Then she pauses to shrug. "Well, it's sad, but that's okay. I think there were too many people here anyway."
Roger gasps happily. "You're right, Jesse L. Martin! It totally DOES rhyme! That'll make an awesome book. And... and you know what, Jesse L. Martin? I think you've inspired me to go write a song now!"
Green jumps into the tub with Mark. "But I make bathtime a lot more fun than that duck does, right?"
"Hmm... now where will we go?" Frank puts his finger to his lips and ponders. "Ahhah. I know. Let's go to Moondance Diner and insist that they give us a free meal or else we'll serve one of their employees as the main dish."
WILSON: *runs to make sure KT is okay* Baby, please wake up.
KT CLONE: *sits up woozily* Uh? Where am I . . . *spots Wilson* Wilson! *jumps up and runs to hug him* Who ARE all these crazy people?
WILSON: Who the hell are - *sees KT-Clone's face* Oh my god . . . oh. My. God. Oh my god . . .
ANTHONY: Wil, relax. Come on - haven't you ever wondered what it'd be like to have sex with identical twins?
WILSON: *cradles the original KT* NO. *looks ready to cry*
KT CLONE: Who's that? Ohmigod - is that - it's - I'm - *faints*
Mark starts singing the rubber duck song again, only this time replacing the words ‘rubber ducky’ with Detective Green
Detective Green, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Detective Green, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Detective Green, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Detective Green, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
CHORUS: Every day when I
Make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and Green and chubby
Detective Green, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Detective Green, I'm awfully fond of you!!!
Hedwig smiles. "The Moondance diner sounds like a very good idea!" She says, reaching into her purse. "In fact, I believe I have a coupon for a free dinner!" *true story*
Little Collins hugs little Angel. "Hey...do you wanna play candyland or somethin'?"
2007-01-16 11:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Candyland [still] FUCKING OWNS!!!
Little Collins sticks his tongue out at Little Wilson. "No!" he whines. "I want to play candyland!!"
He then turns his attention back to Little Angel, all smiles again. "Yeah, sure I'll teach you how to play."
LI'L WILSON: *sticks out his tongue* Yeah, well you're ugly and mean!
NINA: WILSON!! *picks Li'l Wilson up* That's it. Bedtime.
WILSON: *is busy crying and trying to wake up KT* Baby, please don't be dead . . .
ANTHONY: *rolls eyes* Oh, my god. Wilson, she PASSED OUT. That's not the same as being dead.
WILSON: But she hit her head! *cuddles KT's limp body* Baby, please wake up . . . *sniffle sob*
ANGEL: *sits down by Wilson and pats his hand* Sweetheart, I'm sure she's fine.
WILSON: BUT SHE WON'T WAKE UP!!! *wails*
NINA: *carts Li'l Wilson off to bed*
WILSON: *continues sobbing, and will continue to do so until KT's mun gets her ass in here and resurrects KT*
KT CLONE: *slowly awakens* Baby, is there a problem?
WILSON: *cries harder*