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Post #2 . . . [Oct. 22nd, 2006|10:47 pm]
The IMDb Demented RENT RPG


As the original post grew quite long, we're picking up here. Most recently, Evan's old piano teacher dropped into the RP. He was killed by all members of the RP except for Nina and her characters, because Nina was away from the computer during this historic, dramatic, and influential battle. Therefore, upon returning, Nina castrated him, and his corpse is now being burnt by the two Evans.


NINA: So, we should make this Evan un-freaked out.

WILSON: *raises eyebrows* I get the feeling KT's going to want in on this. *rummages in Nina's backpack; finds a 24-pack of Crayolas ((OOC: the best pack EVER!!)) and a pad of drawing paper* Have fun, kiddo.

TEEN ANGEL: *spots Teen Wilson* Oh my GOD . . . *goes starry-eyed*

TEEN WILSON: Um . . . I'm straight.

*everybody laughs* (<-- well, wouldn't they?)

TEEN ANGEL: *makes like a predator* Are you sure?


ANGEL: *sniffles and gives Collins a snotty look* I can't believe you're cheating on me with that - that - IMITATION!!! *wails*

EVAN: *smirks*

LITTLE ANGEL: *squeals* THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!! *gives Wilson a kiss on the cheek then runs off with the crayons*

ANGEL: *rolls eyes* I hate to break it to you,sweetie but I was here first.

NINA: So . . . ideas? *quirks an eyebrow at Evan* (<-- I LOVE being able to do this! People always give me SUCH a psyched-out look when I do . . . )

ANGEL: But - but - he's MY sweetiepie Collinsbear too!!! *pouts* How on EARTH are we supposed to settle this? Because I'm really not into bitchslapping people.

WILSON: *is happy* I love kids. They're so awesome.

ANTHONY: I'll agree with that.

WILSON: I mean, seriously. How many adults give you that kind of reaction over a three-buck pack of crayons?

ANTHONY: I'll agree with that.

WILSON: I just totally made his day, and all I had to do was give him a pack of crayons.

ANTHONY: I know. It's awesome.

WILSON: *makes puppy eyes* So WHY are you having sex with Jesse instead of ME so we can have a cute little kid like that to give crayons to, KT?

Okay, folks, have at it.


[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-10-23 02:58 am (UTC)
EVAN: Yeah,but it's kind of...uh...

JESSE: *blush*

ANGEL: Me either. How about we just share,honey? I'm open to that.

COLLINS: *is very excited at the idea of two Angels*


NINA: Yeah, but it's what? Come on. You know his head better than I do, give me some ideas here.

EVAN: *has settled into the couch in a little ball and is staring intently at the burning, now mostly unrecognizable body*

ANGEL: SHARE? But - but - but -

WILSON: You know, Angel, Nina knows a lot about clones sharing beds, and according to her, it's fucking FANTASTIC.

NINA: *blush*

ANGEL: Well . . . but . . . I don't know . . .

ANTHONY: What the hell, give it a shot. Worst thing that happens is you'll hate it and be stuck trying to pick Mark off Detective Green. Or you could just hope Nina'll drop a Mark clone into the RP. That could happen too. She's kind of character-greedy when it comes to her favorites.

ANGEL: Well . . . okay . . .

TEEN ANGEL: *is kissing Teen Wilson, who looks mildly petrified, having never been seduced by a teenaged drag queen before, especially not a teenaged drag queen who still wears sneakers, doesn't have a wig yet, and has yet to learn the art of applying eye makeup properly*

WILSON: *continues making puppy eyes at the apparently not-present KT*
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From: angel_d_s
2006-10-23 03:44 am (UTC)

ANGEL: *giggle*

BOHO GIRL: *thinks,wispers to Mimi* Mimi, if Angel has sex with a clone of herself does that make it masturbating?

MIMI: Masturbational intercourse....? *shrugs*

((OOC: What can I say? They're kinky...Oh and I'm totally stealing from your profile quotes! ;) ))

EVAN: *sighs and shakes his head* Nina...how did I become 'normal' in the first place? Think really hard...
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-10-23 01:16 pm (UTC)
((OOC: No, you're totally stealing from my fanfiction. Have you read the deleted scene?))

NINA: Uh . . . you ate some pot brownies, and met me. And then over a period of time they *waves arm at the rest of the room* hooked us up, we had sex, and now you're normal. So?

ANGEL: Ewwww! I don't do THAT!! That's disgusting!

WILSON: *is mildly offended* Hey, speak for yourself.

ANGEL: But only - only MEN do THAT!!

ANTHONY: *snickers*

RODNEY: *pinches him* Baby, that's not nice. ((OOC: Rodney finally posted an entry on MySpace, and he really does call Anthony "Baby." I thought that was so sweet ^_^))

ANGEL: *sighs and looks ready to cry again; Nina has really put him/her through a LOT in fandom over the past week*
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From: angel_d_s
2006-10-23 01:28 pm (UTC)
COLLINS: *rolls eyes* Come on now,that's a myth.... 99% of people do it and the other 1% are liars...

ANGEL: *giggles again*

EVAN: So....*nods over to Evan#2* Go make him normal...like what you did with me....

((OOC: Yes. I was the one who wrote the big-ass comment about the ability to think of Angel or Wilson (or both) naked...That was such a beautiful story,BTW))
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-10-23 01:44 pm (UTC)
ANGEL: But I DON'T!! It's all sticky and disgusting and - *continues to ramble about the disadvantages of masturbation*

WILSON: Of course, she says all this, yet she must have learned it somewhere.

TEEN WILSON: *is now happily making out with Teen Angel on the sofa*

ANTHONY: *is snickering at Teen Wilson*

NINA: But - but - I don't want to go ALONE!

EVAN: Am I . . . that . . . scary?

NINA: What? NO! But - but - okay, yeah, a little. But I think that's because I'm just not used to guys, and - Evan knows you better than I do!! *makes puppy eyes at Evan*
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From: angel_d_s
2006-10-23 01:54 pm (UTC)
EVAN: Not used to guys?? What? *starts to say more but thinks better of it and walks over to Evan with the pot brownies in hand*

EVAN: Hey,Evan....ya want some brownies??

COLLINS/ANGEL: *are getting really turned on by this conversation*

BOHO GIRL: Thank god the kid isn't hear to listen to our conversation about 'mucho masturbation'....
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From: angel_d_s
2006-10-23 01:57 pm (UTC)
COLLINS: Sticky,yes. Discusting? Hardly.
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-10-23 02:03 pm (UTC)
NINA: *blushes heavily* You're my first boyfriend. Well - except for the creepazoid from B-Tower I went on a date with once, but he doesn't count.

WILSON: Why not?

NINA: He was only in it for my chest.

WILSON: *opens his mouth and is interrupted by a loud moan from the sofa*

ANTHONY: *snickers* I guess this just goes to show you wouldn't have that problem with Wilson . . .

RODNEY: Does anyone else find it mildly disturbing that we are essentially practicing voyeurism on two underage clones of Wilson?


ANGEL: It IS disgusting! It's messy, and embarrassing, and it smells funny -

WILSON: *snickers*

ANGEL: *hands on hips* Excuse me, what do you think is so funny?
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From: angel_d_s
2006-10-23 02:06 pm (UTC)
EVAN: *also blushes* You were my first as well,you know.

COLLINS: THAT DOES IT! Come on,Angel! Let's go make a mess! *grabs Angel by the hand and runs off with her to the bathroom*

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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-10-23 02:15 pm (UTC)
NINA: Really? Cool! But . . . you still know him better than I do.

EVAN: *munches on a brownie happily*

WILSON: *smiles and shakes head*

TEEN WILSON: *yells*

ANGEL: Eeek! *is pulled to the bedroom*
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From: angel_d_s
2006-10-23 04:06 pm (UTC)
EVAN: *watches Evan carefully* So....how do you like the brownies....?

ANGEL: *starts kissing Collins,looks at the Angel clone and says between kisses* Feel free to join in anytime you're ready,honey.

COLLINS: Mmmmmhmmmm!
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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-10-23 04:20 pm (UTC)
EVAN: *munches and swallows* . . . they're . . . really good.

WILSON: Oh god. Here we go again.

ANGEL: *nervously taps other Angel on shoulder*

WILSON: *spots the makeout session on the couch and grabs his teenaged self by the beltloops* 'Scuse me. The jeans stay ON, okay?
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From: angel_d_s
2006-10-23 04:25 pm (UTC)
EVAN: *smirk* That's good,that's really good.

JESSE: *rolls eyes* Wilson,don't be a spoil sport!

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[User Picture]From: technicolornina
2006-10-23 04:29 pm (UTC)
EVAN: *swallows* Can I have a glass of milk?

NINA: *goes to get glass of milk*

WILSON: Well excuse ME, Mr. I-got-Wilson-Heredia's-gay-virginity, I just thought you'd APPRECIATE it if I -

ANTHONY: Wait a minute. WHAT?

WILSON: If I . . . uh . . . er. *turns red*

ANGEL: *slips between Angel and Collins to kiss her sweetiepie*
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From: angel_d_s
2006-10-23 04:32 pm (UTC)
JESSE: *also turns red* ....you've got a knack for not thinking before you speak,don't you?

COLLINS: *is just lovin' this*

ANGEL: *watches in fasination* Oh,that is SO hot!
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